They screwed me over for about 40% of my paycheck. I stayed at home without calling in and explaining, everyone from my manager to the CEO has been calling me all day. Twice I picked up the phone and said that I'm the middle of lunch/dinner and asked them to call back.
Finally I called up my manager and he asked me what the fuck I was thinking, I replied by saying that I can really relate to the fact that it is the worst when people you trust do not live up to agreements and continued into my paycheck. He said there's no way in hell they are going to pay out the rest of my salary and that I should be happy that I still have a job. My reply was something in the lines of they should be so lucky.
So he goes off saying how they're going to deduct this or that from my next paycheck, and I just asked him if it feels nice to say all this on tape - as it's blatantly illegal. So he muttered a bit and I asked "What's up C-c-c-c-claudius" (it sucks that he's too dumb to get that diss, I'm kind of proud of it). So I said, I quit and if they touch a penny off my next check he can expect a lawsuit and that I'm not returning the iPad and phone I have issued from work. He started threatening me with lawsuits and I asked him to be quiet for a second, pulled out my dick and started slapping the iPad while holding my phone to it, asking him if he can hear me dickslapping my new iPad. At this point he's yelling in Iranian at me and I'm laughing my balls off. So he hung up.
At some point I'm going to have to bring back the iPad, as I signed for it. I'm going to wait until I get a notice from a collection firm, and I really look forward to walking into that office