Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
Why the fuck would anyone tell you how often your grass needs cutting?
Because suburbanites have these fascist neighbourhood beauty committees where you have to ask them if you're allowed to paint your house a certain colour.

I'm not sure what happens if you disobey them. Flaming bag of dog shit, probably.
 

JuveJay

Senior Signor
Moderator
Mar 6, 2007
74,882
Because suburbanites have these fascist neighbourhood beauty committees where you have to ask them if you're allowed to paint your house a certain colour.

I'm not sure what happens if you disobey them. Flaming bag of dog shit, probably.
Do they have sparkly white teeth and Lego man haircuts?
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
87,934
Because suburbanites have these fascist neighbourhood beauty committees where you have to ask them if you're allowed to paint your house a certain colour.

I'm not sure what happens if you disobey them. Flaming bag of dog shit, probably.
Some of the rules are stupid but to be fairm most of it isnt for no reason tho its to keep property values up which is the most important thing in life to home owning upper middle class white people.
 

lgorTudor

Senior Member
Jan 15, 2015
32,951
Some of the rules are stupid but to be fairm most of it isnt for no reason tho its to keep property values up which is the most important thing in life to home owning upper middle class white people.
get a load of this guy
got a raise a week ago and already defending desperate housewives lifestyle
 

Ocelot

Midnight Marauder
Jul 13, 2013
18,943
Definitely, but you don't know the intentions of a person in your house or, even besides their initial intentions, what they might do in a stressful situation if they come upon you not expecting it and react without thinking. I would pick my own judgement over being at the mercy of that person in any such situation.

I'm sure most home invasions which end in death or serious injury to the homeowners weren't planned that way.
But that's our point, only a tiny tiny minority of people breaking into a house are looking to physically hurt the owner. So if you don't charge at them, there's very little risk of anyone getting seriously hurt.

Anyways, I think I've said everything I've had to say on this topic, moving on :D
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
Americans wouldn't I guess. They're the superhero killing the bad guy.
That's part of it. Part is also the belief that the minuscule chance of wounding a bad guy is worth every bit of the much higher likelihood of self-inflicted or collateral damage. It's the freedom to cut your nose off to spite your face.

Tuscany is nicer imo
And full of American tourist trash. :inter:

Do they have sparkly white teeth and Lego man haircuts?
Always.

And they have sons and daughters who deal drugs but as long as it's on their side of the wall.
 

lgorTudor

Senior Member
Jan 15, 2015
32,951
But that's our point, only a tiny tiny minority of people breaking into a house are looking to physically hurt the owner. So if you don't charge at them, there's very little risk of anyone getting seriously hurt.
You silly commie, it's a god given right to blow a hole in everybody's head who enters my home without my permission. You shouldn't be tiptoeing around criminals, making assumptions what or whatnot their intentions might be :disagree: What is a life worth that you fear defending and choose to cower under a table waiting for some donut dippers to save you
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,773
If anyone enters your domain uninvited, then it is your right nay your responsibility to assume the worst and use lethal force against the intruder. That way it will discourage that majority you speak of who doesn't seek to physically harm you by 'outpricing' them on the proposition.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,480
Why the fuck would anyone tell you how often your grass needs cutting?
Growing up our retarded neighbor used to report us to local council if we didn't cut our lawn on the designated measured length in the alloted first week of summer. I kid you not.


Used to mock his kids who apologized for his dumbass no life behaviour. Even the council who came with these no lifer rules used to avoid him as a much as possible.

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IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
18,921
I've lived in gated communities my entire life and neither my family nor anyone I know has ever been told to cut their grass lol, let alone been told they cannot paint their house a certain color.

Ya Americans are weird fellas.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,307
If anyone enters your domain uninvited, then it is your right nay your responsibility to assume the worst and use lethal force against the intruder. That way it will discourage that majority you speak of who doesn't seek to physically harm you by 'outpricing' them on the proposition.
No. It isn't.

Even if someone is trespassing you still have the moral obligation to assess the situation. Shooting someone in self defense is understandable if there is (at least a perceived) threat. Not every trespasser is dangerous.

Most countries also have that as a legal obligation.

And rightly so.
 

Dostoevsky

Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
88,978
On this day we felt bombardment by NATO... 18 years ago. Against the law of United Nations and even constitutional law of countries from NATO. I can't believe it. I was 9 years old then but remember it clearly when we were hiding and hearing planes above our heads, rockets flying over. It lasted for 78 days. Around 3000 people were killed while they also used depleted uranium (increased chances for cancer for generations to come, while some studies say how that doesn't happen I say it's BS). Just a couple of days ago I heard how Serbia has the highest % of people dying of cancer in Europe. Nobody said a thing about it. And not just that but right now they want us to join NATO, lick the ass of Americans and all others, and our government is actually doing it.

- highest unemplyment rate
- one of the lowest wages in Europe and standard that makes absolutely zero sense
- decreased population by 35.000 each year
- highest chance of poverity amonth youth
- highest % of getting cancer
- biggest % of people leaving the country, especially among the youth

And we're getting one of the best when it comes to the sport. Basketball, volleyball, waterpolo, tenis etc. we're all getting medals. Education is pretty great too. Which shortly makes me say: nothing makes sense.

Right now we're having presidential election (in less than 2 weeks) and I'll only say how it looks pathetic. Our future president will be our current prime minister who pretty much keeps destroying the country while he (his brother) is getting incredibly rich since he owns almost everything. He has no competition while among most popular is a young guy who wears a white suit, looks like a Jesus, speaks like a moron & is there only to troll... and I mean literally. How sad and how frustrating.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,307
On this day we felt bombardment by NATO... 18 years ago. Against the law of United Nations and even constitutional law of countries from NATO. I can't believe it. I was 9 years old then but remember it clearly when we were hiding and hearing planes above our heads, rockets flying over. It lasted for 78 days. Around 3000 people were killed while they also used depleted uranium (increased chances for cancer for generations to come, while some studies say how that doesn't happen I say it's BS). Just a couple of days ago I heard how Serbia has the highest % of people dying of cancer in Europe. Nobody said a thing about it. And not just that but right now they want us to join NATO, lick the ass of Americans and all others, and our government is actually doing it.

- highest unemplyment rate
- one of the lowest wages in Europe and standard that makes absolutely zero sense
- decreased population by 35.000 each year
- highest chance of poverity amonth youth
- highest % of getting cancer
- biggest % of people leaving the country, especially among the youth

And we're getting one of the best when it comes to the sport. Basketball, volleyball, waterpolo, tenis etc. we're all getting medals. Education is pretty great too. Which shortly makes me say: nothing makes sense.

Right now we're having presidential election (in less than 2 weeks) and I'll only say how it looks pathetic. Our future president will be our current prime minister who pretty much keeps destroying the country while he (his brother) is getting incredibly rich since he owns almost everything. He has no competition while among most popular is a young guy who wears a white suit, looks like a Jesus, speaks like a moron & is there only to troll... and I mean literally. How sad and how frustrating.
Sounds like you have good mutants and bad mutants.
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,868
On this day we felt bombardment by NATO... 18 years ago. Against the law of United Nations and even constitutional law of countries from NATO. I can't believe it. I was 9 years old then but remember it clearly when we were hiding and hearing planes above our heads, rockets flying over. It lasted for 78 days. Around 3000 people were killed while they also used depleted uranium (increased chances for cancer for generations to come, while some studies say how that doesn't happen I say it's BS). Just a couple of days ago I heard how Serbia has the highest % of people dying of cancer in Europe. Nobody said a thing about it. And not just that but right now they want us to join NATO, lick the ass of Americans and all others, and our government is actually doing it.

- highest unemplyment rate
- one of the lowest wages in Europe and standard that makes absolutely zero sense
- decreased population by 35.000 each year
- highest chance of poverity amonth youth
- highest % of getting cancer
- biggest % of people leaving the country, especially among the youth

And we're getting one of the best when it comes to the sport. Basketball, volleyball, waterpolo, tenis etc. we're all getting medals. Education is pretty great too. Which shortly makes me say: nothing makes sense.

Right now we're having presidential election (in less than 2 weeks) and I'll only say how it looks pathetic. Our future president will be our current prime minister who pretty much keeps destroying the country while he (his brother) is getting incredibly rich since he owns almost everything. He has no competition while among most popular is a young guy who wears a white suit, looks like a Jesus, speaks like a moron & is there only to troll... and I mean literally. How sad and how frustrating.


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Always cracks me up :lol:
 

Ocelot

Midnight Marauder
Jul 13, 2013
18,943
If anyone enters your domain uninvited, then it is your right nay your responsibility to assume the worst and use lethal force against the intruder. That way it will discourage that majority you speak of who doesn't seek to physically harm you by 'outpricing' them on the proposition.
No it isn't.

And that line of thinking places a scarily low value on human life.
 

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