What Are You Doing Right Now? (374 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I sure hope so

Good plan.

He met a girl on a dating site and set her up with you?
It sounds like something out of a sitcom

Get drunk and bang her.

Nah, I don't wanna bang her.

Maybe you're gay?

Nope. Pretty sure I'm not.

 

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[IliveForJuve]

She's gotta be pretty ugly if you don't wanna bang her.

It's not like you have sex with her personality.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

She's gotta be pretty ugly if you don't wanna bang her.

It's not like you have sex with her personality.

You're not gonna talk me into doing something I don't wanna do, so you better give it up.

 

[swag]

Did one of those stupid adolescent things you do when you like someone. And of course it involves a woman. It had to.

We broke up and been away from 3 months. (for those who know, yes it's the Danish chick). We started talking again through chatting and I wanted to meet her. And even though she said no, I went unnanounced to her house. Her son opened the door and called her... Man, she treated me like I was Norman Bates and didn't get anywhere close to the door while I was outside looking in, which is totally understandable. I've done shits before, this one takes the fucking cake. What the fuck was I thinking... Embarassment doesn't even begin to express what I feel.

Ugh. Sorry to hear, man. We've all lost better judgement before. Even when we're supposed to know better.

I'd pretty much write this one off before the restraining order comes. If she actually chills and is kinda into you any at all, you're going to have to completely wait it out now... like forever if necessary.

Sounds like something i would do. You think you can somehow fix this?

You might as well just live up to her expectations and wait for her in the shower.

Out getting birthday beers by myself.

Dude. That's wrong. Can I drink a cold one in your honor from up here? int:

Happy birthday, Easy-E.

So, Woody set me up on a blind date a few weeks ago with a girl from my city he met on a dating site. It went well, and we've been texting n talking since then, but I haven't been interested in doing anything more. I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow, but I really don't want to and want to tell her that as best as I could.

So tell me, Tuz, what should I do? What should I say. Please help this idiot. Grazie!

Ummm... so it sounds like you've been chatting but never met the girl. Am I right?

So she could have a beard, or she could basically be hotter than a Delhi street in May, right?

Seems to me like it's worth meeting her once at least. People are different in person than they are over text or phone... you never know (and I don't mean just physical attractiveness either).

Don't be boring, if you are not into her go on the date and be yourself a 100%, say exactly what's on your mind 'oh hey that's a cute waitress, think she'd be down for a threesome' either you hit the jackpot or you accomplish what you initially intended

You know A will never steer you wrong.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Get drunk and bang her.

Maybe you're gay?

She's gotta be pretty ugly if you don't wanna bang her.
It's not like you have sex with her personality.

tuz is full of good advice.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Ummm... so it sounds like you've been chatting but never met the girl. Am I right?

So she could have a beard, or she could basically be hotter than a Delhi street in May, right?

Seems to me like it's worth meeting her once at least. People are different in person than they are over text or phone... you never know (and I don't mean just physical attractiveness either).

Nah, I met her. The texting was to see if there's anything beyond the physical, but that isn't the case.

 

[swag]

Nah, I met her. The texting was to see if there's anything beyond the physical, but that isn't the case.

Then break out the blow torch then.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Then break out the blow torch then.

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[Hængebøffer]

tuz is full of good advice.

My advice is the best, though.
I actually got a mate who did something similar to Crimsonian years ago. He was drunk, went to his ex's appartment and looked through her letter box in the door. Suddenly she opened the door. He was on his knees starring into her eyes like the most pathetic human being.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

My advice is the best, though.
I actually got a mate who did something similar to Crimsonian years ago. He was drunk, went to his ex's appartment and looked through her letter box in the door. Suddenly she opened the door. He was on his knees starring into her eyes like the most pathetic human being.

What happened next?

 

[IliveForJuve]

tuz is full of good advice.

That wasn't advice

Here's some advice:

What @Sheik Yerbouti needs is some horny goat weed.

 

[Mohad]

Happy birthday, Easy-E.

So, Woody set me up on a blind date a few weeks ago with a girl from my city he met on a dating site. It went well, and we've been texting n talking since then, but I haven't been interested in doing anything more. I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow, but I really don't want to and want to tell her that as best as I could.

So tell me, Tuz, what should I do? What should I say. Please help this idiot. Grazie!

Be cold as fuck and never show up. Act like she doesn't exist and block her, works great with me.

 

[DAiDEViL]

How about just telling her the truth?

No need to act like a bitch.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Be cold as fuck and never show up. Act like she doesn't exist and block her, works great with me.

Works with super photoshopped Tinder fugglies.

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Happy birthday, Easy-E.

So, Woody set me up on a blind date a few weeks ago with a girl from my city he met on a dating site. It went well, and we've been texting n talking since then, but I haven't been interested in doing anything more. I'm supposed to meet her tomorrow, but I really don't want to and want to tell her that as best as I could.

So tell me, Tuz, what should I do? What should I say. Please help this idiot. Grazie!

Tell her to get on a treadmill before you can see each other again.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

My advice is the best, though.
I actually got a mate who did something similar to Crimsonian years ago. He was drunk, went to his ex's appartment and looked through her letter box in the door. Suddenly she opened the door. He was on his knees starring into her eyes like the most pathetic human being.

My fuck up wasn't as embarrassing as that, man. Come on.

 

[Mohad]

How about just telling her the truth?

No need to act like a bitch.

Tell her what? That she is ugly or he is not into her? Sudden disappearing is less harmful than hurting her with the truth and make her sad in front of him.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Tell her what? That she is ugly or he is not into her? Sudden disappearing is less harmful than hurting her with the truth and make her sad in front of him.

What's wrong with that? How is that hurting her and:

Be cold as fuck and never show up. Act like she doesn't exist and block her, works great with me.

Isn't?

What if a girl treats you like that? Would you seriously prefer this asshole treatment over the simple truth that she isn't into you?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Girls don't prefer the truth, Dai. They prefer you lie and spare their feelings

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

How about just telling her the truth?

No need to act like a bitch.

I'd love to. But the truth always sucks.

Tell her to get on a treadmill before you can see each other again.

Tell her what? That she is ugly or he is not into her? Sudden disappearing is less harmful than hurting her with the truth and make her sad in front of him.

She's gotta face the truth sometime during her dating life, so why not?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Girls don't prefer the truth, Dai. They prefer you lie and spare their feelings

Did you learn that from watching Jennifer Aniston movies?