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Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
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I dont watch baseball but Chase Utley is playing :tup:


I hate international breaks. These qualifying matches so boring.
Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run!
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,779
ßöмßäяðîëя;5401587 said:
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Well, more like it's time to reconnect with one of my greatest fuck-ups of all time. Meaning I broke up with her, stupidly, ages ago and we both always regretted it.
Sounds promising. Good luck on the redo potential.
 

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Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
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ßöмßäяðîëя;5401587 said:
Lindsey Spady, formerly Lindsey Kercheval.


I already talked to her, we're on the same page.

Well, more like it's time to reconnect with one of my greatest fuck-ups of all time. Meaning I broke up with her, stupidly, ages ago and we both always regretted it.
I remember her, she was cool. You should definitely see what's up.
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,779
ßöмßäяðîëя;5401595 said:
Thanks, brother man. What have you been up to? What are you doing now?
I'm heading up a small engineering team at something of a think tank/university (unaccredited) located on a NASA base. It's a cool gig, so I'm appreciating it while I'm in the moment. Otherwise, same old as usual... which ain't bad.

I say this while the Blue Angels are strafing my house overhead...

How are you hanging, sir? In Virginia still?

So far today I have grabbed 4 pussies and as a result received 7 phone numbers. I guess dt was right.
So pussies have more than one phone number now?
 

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