What Are You Doing Right Now? (300 Viewers)

[.zero]

Proper irrigation and ventilation without pants makes Dru's loins the most fertile valley this side of Napa.

Key words: loins, fertile, valley

 

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[Osman]

talking bout cologne?

Nah one in Spain. Tho our Köln apartments shower was kinda flooded, tend to have such bad luck lately

 

[swag]

How do you douche.

 

[Post Ironic]

How many times a week do you people shower?

I was talking with an American friend and I was surprised when he told me only showered 3 to 4 times a week.

In the summer time when I'm swimming in the ocean every day... Once every few weeks.
In the winter, every day. I feel far cleaner from swimming in the sea. And my skin loves the ocean water.

 

[Seven]

Classic seven. I'm sure you're not racist, but you have to say stuff like that for the attention you get as a result of shock value.

I can't believe you took that shit seriously.. I even inserted a smiley.

 

[DAiDEViL]

 

[.zero]

How do you douche.

 

[DAiDEViL]

might be old, but i just saw it. great add for sure.
i wonder how long it took em to come up with this masterpiece
@Ocelot @lgorTudor

 

[lgorTudor]

might be old, but i just saw it. great add for sure.
i wonder how long it took em to come up with this masterpiece
@Ocelot @lgorTudor

3american7me

 

[Ocelot]

Shit might actually apply there, this add really convinced me tbh.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Shit might actually apply there, this add really convinced me tbh.

you such a kammarrrad. nemanarmy:

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Jeff Dunham is so painfully unfunny.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

How many times a week do you people shower?

I was talking with an American friend and I was surprised when he told me only showered 3 to 4 times a week.

3-4 times a week, daily soap/shampoo is no bueno

 

[DAiDEViL]

Jeff Dunham is so painfully unfunny.

he is. old jokes coming out of puppets. so funny.

only beaten by melissa mccarthy...who is only "funny" because she’s a fat fuc.k.
imagine she was thin - NO ONE would laugh about her crappy movies.
...she’s basically making fun of fat people 24/7 (why not ) and yet all the fat people love her. the irony

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

he is. old jokes coming out of puppets. so funny.

only beaten by jenny mccarthy...who is only "funny" because she’s a fat fuc.k.
imagine she was thin - NO ONE would laugh about her crappy movies.
...she’s basically making fun of fat people 24/7 (why not ) and yet all the fat people love her. the irony

Her??

 

[DAiDEViL]

Her??

my bad.

melissa mccarthy

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

my bad.

melissa mccarthy

Oh ok, that makes more sense.

 

[IliveForJuve]

3-4 times a week, daily soap/shampoo is no bueno

I can't go a day without shampoo or soap. I can't feel clean without my daily shower but that's just me.

Anyways, my question didn't imply the guy was dirty as I find it silly to align one’s shower schedule with the rotation of the Earth.

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In the summer time when I'm swimming in the ocean every day... Once every few weeks.
In the winter, every day. I feel far cleaner from swimming in the sea. And my skin loves the ocean water.

Dat dick cheese accumulation...

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Depends on what body part. I shower pretty much daily. But Dheeraj bum guns it multiple times per day.

And it's also refreshing for the 'rhoids

Every day, sometimes twice a day. There are days where I've skipped showering tho. But they're few and far in between

I'm surprised an illegal immigrant has the resources to shower daily.

Every day. I sometimes skip on the weekends if I'm in hermit-mode.

Current bum gun count: 5

It happens from time to time. Especially on lazy Sundays.

every day of the week...i often skip saturday though because of some serious hangover...
and i dont wanna throw up in the shower.

...now that i think about it...i could get rid of the mess pretty quick if i did. ::hustini2::

will give it a try.

Weak phaggot.

I shower 2 times a day

You are welcome to join me if you don't believe me

We'd get dirty then.

 

[swag]

my bad.

melissa mccarthy

Jenny is unfortunately one of my Chicago neighborhood homies, along with Michael Flatley (of Riverdance fame) and the Unibomber.

 

[swag]

my bad.

melissa mccarthy

Jenny is unfortunately one of my Chicago neighborhood homies, along with Michael Flatley (of Riverdance fame) and the Unibomber.