What Are You Doing Right Now? (171 Viewers)

[Red]

@Red Are you going to be watching the Championship this weekend? Tiger has already fallen out

Watched a lot of it.

Chuffed for Day - he deserved to win a major.

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

in soviet russia, vodka sips you.

on a serious note, how the hell can you sip it

You old pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass, trick-ass, sucker-ass, fuck-ass, dick-in-the-booty-ass, K-Y Jelly-packing-ass nigga you better get your bitch ass up off the street, nigga you got five seconds to get your hating ass up outta here, Yeah nigga, yall non-snorters, non-smokers, non-sippers, get the fuck up out of here, bitch!

 

[vodka]

You old pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass, trick-ass, sucker-ass, $#@!-ass, $#@!-in-the-booty-ass, K-Y Jelly-packing-ass $#@! you better get your bitch ass up off the street, $#@! you got five seconds to get your hating ass up outta here, Yeah $#@!, yall non-snorters, non-smokers, non-sippers, get the $#@! up out of here, bitch!

now pour it, niga!

 

[Osman]

You old pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass, trick-ass, sucker-ass, fuck-ass, dick-in-the-booty-ass, K-Y Jelly-packing-ass nigga you better get your bitch ass up off the street, nigga you got five seconds to get your hating ass up outta here, Yeah nigga, yall non-snorters, non-smokers, non-sippers, get the fuck up out of here, bitch!

"SIPPIN ON SUMM SIZZUUURRPP"

 

[Enron]

Just realized that one of my interns is super hot.

 

[DAiDEViL]

now what?

 

[Nicholas]

She wants the D

 

[Osman]

Just realized that one of my interns is super hot.

You realized out of the blue after knowing her a while? Like, is the wonder bra, or short skirt day?

 

[Enron]

You realized out of the blue after knowing her a while? Like, is the wonder bra, or short skirt day?

Her desk is in a different part of the office and she usually dresses pretty conservatively. Today she had to show me some spreadsheets she's been working on and she got that skirt and that shirt showing that bod.

- - - Updated - - -

now what?

Time to read the sexual harrassment manual.

 

[Seven]

Just realized that one of my interns is super hot.

I bet you can make that lawsuit happen in two months tops.

 

[Osman]

Sounds like you should tell the peeps drinks after work and indirectly insist she has to come, E, dont dissapoint me

 

[X Æ A-12]

bought a six pack and one of the bottles is full of water :wth:

 

[ALC]

bought a six pack and one of the bottles is full of water :wth:

Lmao

 

[ZoSo]

bought a six pack and one of the bottles is full of water :wth:

it'd be wrong if it wasn't

 

[swag]

Fiji water is wrong all around. Why dafuq are we importing water from Fiji with a carbon footprint the size of Shenzhen?

 

[Seven]

Fiji water is wrong all around. Why dafuq are we importing water from Fiji with a carbon footprint the size of Shenzhen?

Wait that stuff is actually from Fiji? I never thought about it, just assumed it was a brand name. You're right, why is it imported?

 

[swag]

Wait that stuff is actually from Fiji? I never thought about it, just assumed it was a brand name. You're right, why is it imported?

It's like lighting fire to a nest of eagles so we can maybe try one soft boiled eagle egg... we do it because we can.

 

[Seven]

It's like lighting fire to a nest of eagles so we can maybe try one soft boiled eagle egg... we do it because we can.

So a company based in LA is importing water from Fiji and making a profit? Exactly how expensive is one bottle of Fiji water?

 

[swag]

So a company based in LA is importing water from Fiji and making a profit? Exactly how expensive is one bottle of Fiji water?

I think they're only a little more than typical bottled water here.

But maybe they're like Tom's Shoes: for every bottle of water they sell, they waterboard and drown a child in the Maldives in preparation for the climate change advances there.

 

[DAiDEViL]

bought a six pack and one of the bottles is full of water :wth: