What Are You Doing Right Now? (99 Viewers)

[swag]

I'm watching Marta Stewart roasting Justin Bieber (and other celebs/comedians), shit, this bitch is legit

She did hard time in the big house, you know. Which is more than I can say for Beiber's street cred.

 

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[Osman]

Not only that, she KILLED everyone with this roast Only one that was meaner was Jeff Ross, and his career is all about roasting.


I was watching it for Kevin Hart after random link, and she called him "nigga" rich so subtly

 

[DAiDEViL]

Would that prompt for an invasion across the border?

na, no one is allowed to touch it.

 

[Salvo]

@Salvo - Are you in Copenhagen?

Yes

 

[GordoDeCentral]

So I hollered at this cute girl, as I was walking away after scoring her digits, one of her trailing friends compliments my shoes and basically looks at me with the please do me eyes, I hesitated for a sec but then went all fuck it and got her number too. The first one was cuter, but the second one showed clear intent; the efficient capitalist risk manager chose wisely

 

[Hust]

So I hollered at this cute girl, as I was walking away after scoring her digits, one of her trailing friends compliments my shoes and basically looks at me with the please do me eyes, I hesitated for a sec but then went all fuck it and got her number too. The first one was cuter, but the second one showed clear intent; the efficient capitalist risk manager chose wisely

Try to get them both together.

 

[.zero]

So I hollered at this cute girl, as I was walking away after scoring her digits, one of her trailing friends compliments my shoes and basically looks at me with the please do me eyes, I hesitated for a sec but then went all fuck it and got her number too. The first one was cuter, but the second one showed clear intent; the efficient capitalist risk manager chose wisely

Manage them as separate accounts yo

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Try to get them both together.

Manage them as separate accounts yo

Greed is good

 

[Hust]

Manage them as joint-accounts. Sometimes you take from one, another day the other one...sometimes you say fuck it and take from both.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Thinking of using the second to leverage the first, an iron butterfly of sorts @Bjerknes

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

So I hollered at this cute girl, as I was walking away after scoring her digits, one of her trailing friends compliments my shoes and basically looks at me with the please do me eyes, I hesitated for a sec but then went all fuck it and got her number too. The first one was cuter, but the second one showed clear intent; the efficient capitalist risk manager chose wisely

P-I-M-P

 

[ZoSo]

he's banging on them bongos like a chimpanzee

 

[swag]

Get yoself some burners, A, and double your pleasure!

 

[ALC]

Getting used to this 2nd shift. 3-11:30 every day

 

[.zero]

Dollar Shave Club has to be a front for a cult right?

 

[ALC]

I mean, razors are pretty cheap. They only give you the blade as far as I know and if enough people buy into it, I can see where the profit adds up.

 

[Salvo]

So I hollered at this cute girl, as I was walking away after scoring her digits, one of her trailing friends compliments my shoes and basically looks at me with the please do me eyes, I hesitated for a sec but then went all fuck it and got her number too. The first one was cuter, but the second one showed clear intent; the efficient capitalist risk manager chose wisely

3some?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Travelled to Hyderabad yesterday to attend a friend's engagement, and I went along with a bunch of old friends and new. Met a cute girl there and had a good time with her. All the others pulled our legs, saying we need go out together. So I called her today after returning home, but she said she was caught off guard cos she didn't think I was serious about it. I told her I was, but she said she's already going out with someone and didn't want to tell anyone about it. So she politely declined.

Life goes on.

 

[Nzoric]

Travelled to Hyderabad yesterday to attend a friend's engagement, and I went along with a bunch of old friends and new. Met a cute girl there and had a good time with her. All the others pulled our legs, saying we need go out together. So I called her today after returning home, but she said she was caught off guard cos she didn't think I was serious about it. I told her I was, but she said she's already going out with someone and didn't want to tell anyone about it. So she politely declined.

Life goes on.

I bet shes armenian.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You still pissed at that girl, huh?