What Are You Doing Right Now? (179 Viewers)

[Salvo]

 

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[Firestarter]

http://www.thefader.com/2015/05/15/french-montana-morocco

@Cheesio

 

[Cheesio]

http://www.thefader.com/2015/05/15/french-montana-morocco

@Cheesio

Yeah fucker is making a lot of money !!

 

[Firestarter]

Yeah fucker is making a lot of money !!

 

[Nzoric]

!Salvo moment of doom incoming Tuz!​

I'm going crazy over this armenian girl from work. She's worked there as long as I have, so about 1,5 years now. We've kept it friendly whenever we meet, smiling and saying hi. I hooked up quickly with my x when I started working there (she worked there too), but I've always thought this girl was incredibly beautiful with a smile from, what is starting to feel like, a greek tragedy.

Nevertheless, I've been single for four months now - enjoying my free time, getting into shape, going out, meeting new girls and generally being a manslut. We've kept it friendly, but about four times in the past months we've had a bit longer conversation in the kitchen during a break. Man I swear every time I make her laugh I feel like high fiving my self while doing the Charlie Chaplin jump. The issue is that she is so beautiful that it's intimidating, so I've a priori written off that anything will happen there. It's rare that I meet a girl that I feel is way out of my league.
Right, where was I, we had a bunch of new employees starting a month ago so our supervisors organised a speed dating thing, where we had to introduce ourselves and talk to everyone for a minute before switching seats. I was feeling in a good mood so I thought I'd act really datey with her and I made her blush, smile and look down once. It was adorable.

All the while I'm seeing this other girl, and this thing also has potential but I would throw it to the wind if I had a shot with the one from work.

I really feel like I should give this a go, I'm 100% sure that I will look back at all this with regret if I don't give it a shot, because it's 03:30 here and I'm lying awake thinking about her. Problem is that every time we have a break there is a million people, so I can't get 10 secs alone with her to ask her out. I don't have her number and she isn't on facebook. I have no idea how to tackle this, I don't even know which shifts she works.

There is this one guy from work that I'm pretty sure has her number, but he is an asshole and I'd really hate to text him asking for it - even though I want to ask her out tomorrow. Tuz, what the fuck should I do? I'm rekt over here.

/rant

 

[ZoSo]

can we have a 99 problems and a bitch is one thread

 

[lgorTudor]

can we have a 99 problems and a bitch is one thread

the year is 94 in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfucking law

 

[ZoSo]

If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

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wait...

 

[swag]

I'm all for ladies in trunks.

I have two in there right now.

 

[Firestarter]

/rant

Do it cuh

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

!Salvo moment of doom incoming Tuz!​

I'm going crazy over this armenian girl from work. She's worked there as long as I have, so about 1,5 years now. We've kept it friendly whenever we meet, smiling and saying hi. I hooked up quickly with my x when I started working there (she worked there too), but I've always thought this girl was incredibly beautiful with a smile from, what is starting to feel like, a greek tragedy.

Nevertheless, I've been single for four months now - enjoying my free time, getting into shape, going out, meeting new girls and generally being a manslut. We've kept it friendly, but about four times in the past months we've had a bit longer conversation in the kitchen during a break. Man I swear every time I make her laugh I feel like high fiving my self while doing the Charlie Chaplin jump. The issue is that she is so beautiful that it's intimidating, so I've a priori written off that anything will happen there. It's rare that I meet a girl that I feel is way out of my league.
Right, where was I, we had a bunch of new employees starting a month ago so our supervisors organised a speed dating thing, where we had to introduce ourselves and talk to everyone for a minute before switching seats. I was feeling in a good mood so I thought I'd act really datey with her and I made her blush, smile and look down once. It was adorable.

All the while I'm seeing this other girl, and this thing also has potential but I would throw it to the wind if I had a shot with the one from work.

I really feel like I should give this a go, I'm 100% sure that I will look back at all this with regret if I don't give it a shot, because it's 03:30 here and I'm lying awake thinking about her. Problem is that every time we have a break there is a million people, so I can't get 10 secs alone with her to ask her out. I don't have her number and she isn't on facebook. I have no idea how to tackle this, I don't even know which shifts she works.

There is this one guy from work that I'm pretty sure has her number, but he is an asshole and I'd really hate to text him asking for it - even though I want to ask her out tomorrow. Tuz, what the fuck should I do? I'm rekt over here.

/rant

Don't ask her out.

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!Salvo moment of doom incoming Tuz!​

I'm going crazy over this armenian girl from work. She's worked there as long as I have, so about 1,5 years now. We've kept it friendly whenever we meet, smiling and saying hi. I hooked up quickly with my x when I started working there (she worked there too), but I've always thought this girl was incredibly beautiful with a smile from, what is starting to feel like, a greek tragedy.

Nevertheless, I've been single for four months now - enjoying my free time, getting into shape, going out, meeting new girls and generally being a manslut. We've kept it friendly, but about four times in the past months we've had a bit longer conversation in the kitchen during a break. Man I swear every time I make her laugh I feel like high fiving my self while doing the Charlie Chaplin jump. The issue is that she is so beautiful that it's intimidating, so I've a priori written off that anything will happen there. It's rare that I meet a girl that I feel is way out of my league.
Right, where was I, we had a bunch of new employees starting a month ago so our supervisors organised a speed dating thing, where we had to introduce ourselves and talk to everyone for a minute before switching seats. I was feeling in a good mood so I thought I'd act really datey with her and I made her blush, smile and look down once. It was adorable.

All the while I'm seeing this other girl, and this thing also has potential but I would throw it to the wind if I had a shot with the one from work.

I really feel like I should give this a go, I'm 100% sure that I will look back at all this with regret if I don't give it a shot, because it's 03:30 here and I'm lying awake thinking about her. Problem is that every time we have a break there is a million people, so I can't get 10 secs alone with her to ask her out. I don't have her number and she isn't on facebook. I have no idea how to tackle this, I don't even know which shifts she works.

There is this one guy from work that I'm pretty sure has her number, but he is an asshole and I'd really hate to text him asking for it - even though I want to ask her out tomorrow. Tuz, what the fuck should I do? I'm rekt over here.

/rant

Don't ask her out.

 

[Dostoevsky]

!Salvo moment of doom incoming Tuz!​

I'm going crazy over this armenian girl from work. She's worked there as long as I have, so about 1,5 years now. We've kept it friendly whenever we meet, smiling and saying hi. I hooked up quickly with my x when I started working there (she worked there too), but I've always thought this girl was incredibly beautiful with a smile from, what is starting to feel like, a greek tragedy.

Nevertheless, I've been single for four months now - enjoying my free time, getting into shape, going out, meeting new girls and generally being a manslut. We've kept it friendly, but about four times in the past months we've had a bit longer conversation in the kitchen during a break. Man I swear every time I make her laugh I feel like high fiving my self while doing the Charlie Chaplin jump. The issue is that she is so beautiful that it's intimidating, so I've a priori written off that anything will happen there. It's rare that I meet a girl that I feel is way out of my league.
Right, where was I, we had a bunch of new employees starting a month ago so our supervisors organised a speed dating thing, where we had to introduce ourselves and talk to everyone for a minute before switching seats. I was feeling in a good mood so I thought I'd act really datey with her and I made her blush, smile and look down once. It was adorable.

All the while I'm seeing this other girl, and this thing also has potential but I would throw it to the wind if I had a shot with the one from work.

I really feel like I should give this a go, I'm 100% sure that I will look back at all this with regret if I don't give it a shot, because it's 03:30 here and I'm lying awake thinking about her. Problem is that every time we have a break there is a million people, so I can't get 10 secs alone with her to ask her out. I don't have her number and she isn't on facebook. I have no idea how to tackle this, I don't even know which shifts she works.

There is this one guy from work that I'm pretty sure has her number, but he is an asshole and I'd really hate to text him asking for it - even though I want to ask her out tomorrow. Tuz, what the fuck should I do? I'm rekt over here.

/rant

Ask for her phone the next time you see her, pretty directly. Don't take number from that guy.

You'll regret it some day if you don't give it a shot bro.

 

[Fint]

!Salvo moment of doom incoming Tuz!​

I'm going crazy over this armenian girl from work. She's worked there as long as I have, so about 1,5 years now. We've kept it friendly whenever we meet, smiling and saying hi. I hooked up quickly with my x when I started working there (she worked there too), but I've always thought this girl was incredibly beautiful with a smile from, what is starting to feel like, a greek tragedy.

Nevertheless, I've been single for four months now - enjoying my free time, getting into shape, going out, meeting new girls and generally being a manslut. We've kept it friendly, but about four times in the past months we've had a bit longer conversation in the kitchen during a break. Man I swear every time I make her laugh I feel like high fiving my self while doing the Charlie Chaplin jump. The issue is that she is so beautiful that it's intimidating, so I've a priori written off that anything will happen there. It's rare that I meet a girl that I feel is way out of my league.
Right, where was I, we had a bunch of new employees starting a month ago so our supervisors organised a speed dating thing, where we had to introduce ourselves and talk to everyone for a minute before switching seats. I was feeling in a good mood so I thought I'd act really datey with her and I made her blush, smile and look down once. It was adorable.

All the while I'm seeing this other girl, and this thing also has potential but I would throw it to the wind if I had a shot with the one from work.

I really feel like I should give this a go, I'm 100% sure that I will look back at all this with regret if I don't give it a shot, because it's 03:30 here and I'm lying awake thinking about her. Problem is that every time we have a break there is a million people, so I can't get 10 secs alone with her to ask her out. I don't have her number and she isn't on facebook. I have no idea how to tackle this, I don't even know which shifts she works.

There is this one guy from work that I'm pretty sure has her number, but he is an asshole and I'd really hate to text him asking for it - even though I want to ask her out tomorrow. Tuz, what the fuck should I do? I'm rekt over here.

/rant

Have you tried the old "finger in the butthole" trick?

 

[Nzoric]

Ask for her phone the next time you see her, pretty directly. Don't take number from that guy.

You'll regret it some day if you don't give it a shot bro.

I'll do that if I dont get a hold of it today. Put an old friend on the cae today, he has some common friends with her so he is looking around to see if he can get a hold of it.

 

[Wings]

Have you tried the old "finger in the butthole" trick?

That still works? With all the new pansy rules in place everywhere?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

@Nzoric you loser, just ask to use her phone and call yours.
@King of Kings what am I supposed to see

 

[Nzoric]

@Nzoric you loser, just ask to use her phone and call yours.

Slick

 

[Osman]

Thats kinda creepy You seem to have a good repoire with her based on your own words, why not just keep up the casual flirting/natural small talks until you see a window where you can ask her out/get her phone nr directly instead.

 

[Nzoric]

Thats kinda creepy You seem to have a good repoire with her based on your own words, why not just keep up the casual flirting/natural small talks until you see a window where you can ask her out/get her phone nr directly instead.

Because I wanna ask her out today. Found her on facebook using a different name (had to read up on armenian surnames in order to track her down). Just need her to accept the request, then I'll write her my number and ask her to call me when she gets a minute.

 

[j0ker]

Hopefully she gets offended and doesn't talk to you anymore.