What Are You Doing Right Now? (264 Viewers)

Bianconero_Aus · Mar 27, 2015

The missus insisted i stop wanking.

"but its perfectly natural" , i replied

she hissed back , " the kids are trying to eat their dinner..."

Sheik Yerbouti · Mar 27, 2015

Seven · Mar 27, 2015

I'm pretty certain they do. If not Tuz, some of the Italian speaking fora. Players read newspapers and use the internet too, they're just people.

ZoSo · Mar 27, 2015

das it mayne

Nzoric · Mar 28, 2015

pretty sure i peed on someone last night..

Fint · Mar 28, 2015

That's our Nizzypuff

Who was the lucky lady?

ALC · Mar 28, 2015

I would expect nothing less from you, Nikola

Nzoric · Mar 28, 2015

After researching, I've found out that some dude was being super rude towards one of the girls we were out with, so I peed on his shoes from behind.

swag · Mar 28, 2015

Don't forget the social media death threats. They are de rigueur these days.

Juve_fanatic · Mar 28, 2015

swag · Mar 28, 2015

Is Jaco Kevin's brother?

KB824 · Mar 28, 2015

At my nephew's football match :touched:

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Gooooooollllllllllllllllllll

On a header from a cross :delpiero:

Salvo · Mar 28, 2015

Great

Nzoric · Mar 29, 2015

Sometimes you just know with the rising morninh light.

Clamydia.

Fuck.

Salvo · Mar 29, 2015

You got the clap?

Nzoric · Mar 29, 2015

I'm going to get checked tomorrow. Just hope it's nothing worse than that

Salvo · Mar 29, 2015

Yeah I had a scare, thankfully nothing.

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Did you fuck a ladyboy ala Nicholas?

Nzoric · Mar 29, 2015

Salvo said:

My x girlfriends old friend, they had a falling out a year ago or smth. Seemed like a grand idea yesterday :sergio:

Salvo · Mar 29, 2015

Hængebøffer · Mar 29, 2015