I'm the fabolously bored one with the red purse, on a secret mission to inflitrate The seedy Thai underworld, specifically @Bianconero81 's Khatoey harem.
You'd be in charge of the story (doesn't have to be as long as Kate's, of course), handing out roles and making sure people follow the rules. Also, you'd be the only one who knows all the roles so only you would know who's screwing who.