I am polentone with terrone blood, married to an english woman half norwegian and half irish .....
If you call us bastards we don't get offended, really.
At work there was this personal safety seminar and the guy began to talk about online safety. He was asking if everyone was familiar with internet abbreviations like ASL & PRON he then asked if we knew what 420 is and i chucked because it was so out of place. The fucker spotlights me and says "this guy knows what that means!" before going on to explain.