What Are You Doing Right Now? (293 Viewers)

[ALC]

I'm the same

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Quetzalcoatl]

I'm the same

It sucks major dong!

 

[ALC]

I fall asleep so late. I'm trying to change it somehow.

 

[X Æ A-12]

its just easier to sleep when you dont have responsibilities the next day which is the opposite of helpful

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

True dat.

Chicks be like "I want the D" and I be like "nah. I want the zzz"

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Deneb - A guy on facebook basically just called you an "Internet Libertarian conspiracist"

yay im famous

 

[swag]

yay im famous

Buckleyface Killah

 

[GordoDeCentral]

tim or jeff?

 

[swag]

tim or jeff?

Blind Boss

Represent!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Augustine_Buckley

 

[GordoDeCentral]

you dont rep the bay!! thats just wrong man, chicagoan till chicago ends!

 

[Salvo]

I hope it's funnier than your grammar, Salvo.

So what you are saying is that two girls went down the lesbian route after hooking up with you?

Yeah, that's mighty hilarious, but not for you.

I was highly drunk. No no, they were doing it to get my attention because I was giving them none. I am seeing someone so I don't know what they were thinking.

Sal sounds like he been sippin' da Goon.

Yeah I was atrociously drunk.

You sound like Salvo chasing a girl.

Nah. That would be more like, "Is it alright to propose to a girl on the first date?"

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

How can a company call a job "entry level" and then go say that 3-5 years of experience is required? So damn frustrating.

 

[Fr3sh]

How can a company call a job "entry level" and then go say that 3-5 years of experience is required? So damn frustrating.

They force you to lie on your resume.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

They force you to lie on your resume.

I don't even have anything to lie about . Then there are pages upon pages of unpaid internships. I saw one last summer that was full-time, asked for Graduate students, and required a 3.5+ GPA. All of that to work for free. Ridiculous.

 

[ZoSo]

people posting a pic of their shit on FB

 

[X Æ A-12]

literally?

 

[ZoSo]

yea

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mate's brother

 

[GordoDeCentral]

How can a company call a job "entry level" and then go say that 3-5 years of experience is required? So damn frustrating.

years in college count as years of experience

 

[Nzoric]

I fucking hate Romanian people. Ruining my vacation with their hillbilly ways.

 

[Klin]

people posting a pic of their shit on FB

My friend introduced me to snapchat (most useless app ever) and I sent him an image of my brown submarine. He never replied back.