What Are You Doing Right Now? (243 Viewers)

[Völler]

Walking is the best thing ever, if you wanna think or clear your head

That's what shitting is for, seriously.

 

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[Maddy]

That's what shitting is for, seriously.

@swag

 

[Hængebøffer]

Walking is the best thing ever, if you wanna think or clear your head

Drinking

 

[Maddy]

Drinking

Drinkin' ain't clearin' no head. Au contraire: Just makes a mess.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Drinkin' ain't clearin' no head. Au contraire: Just makes a mess.

That's because you don't drink enough.

 

[Dostoevsky]

That's what shitting is for, seriously.

No, then you just read shampoo and other labels. If it's a long process then you get into brainstorming phase, but it doesn't last long.

Walking beats it. It constantly drives your mind.

Unless there are too many chicks, then you're just a walking boner.

 

[Völler]

If it's a long process then you get into brainstorming phase, but it doesn't last long.

You planning on writing a novel?

 

[Maddy]

Unless there are too many chicks, then you're just a walking boner.

I highly doubt that applies to @Völler

 

[IliveForJuve]

You should never think for too long when sitting on the toilet or you'll get hemorrhoids

 

[Maddy]

You should never think for long when sitting on the toilet or you'll get hemorrhoids

Can @swag the turdmeister confirm this?

 

[Dostoevsky]

You planning on writing a novel?

Sometimes I do. Mostly when I read some shit by some 'famous' writer I'm like '... holy shit, I can do this better'.

But then I go take a dump and the idea fades away.

 

[Völler]

You should never think for too long when sitting on the toilet or you'll get hemorrhoids

Yeah, that's how you got them...

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Sometimes I do. Mostly when I read some shit by some 'famous' writer I'm like '... holy shit, I can do this better'.

Go for it!

 

[IliveForJuve]

Yeah, that's how you got them...

It's okay honey, we can tell everyone you tore my ass with that massive cock of yours.

 

[Völler]

It's okay honey, we can tell everyone you tore my ass with that massive cock of yours.

Thanks, was just about to suggest that.

 

[Fr3sh]

That's because you don't drink enough.

Touche!

 

[Ocelot]

But for real, walking is awesome.

 

[Fr3sh]

But for real, walking is awesome.

Specially with a guiness and a spliff.

 

[Maddy]

Specially with a guiness and a spliff.

I enjoy walking with small boys

 

[Fr3sh]

You fuckers should've listened to me since the get go, I was right about Fred.

 

[Fint]

Specially with a guiness and a spliff.