What Are You Doing Right Now? (326 Viewers)

[Fint]

It's called "dognapping".

Trust me man, nobody owns him, he's been dumped. He's very underweight and no collar or micro-chip.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

I've heard that the NSA and the Obama administration are building drones to look like stray dogs now.

Word has it they're even sending some over to Germany as a peace offering.

So don't lick your balls in front of your dog unless you want it posted on YouTube.

 

[Nenz]

Some pikey bastard drilled my brother's fuel tank to steal the petrol yesterday, unbelievable the depths people will sink to for a few quid.

Whatever happened to good old fashioned siphoning?

 

[Fint]

I've heard that the NSA and the Obama administration are building drones to look like stray dogs now.

Word has it they're even sending some over to Germany as a peace offering.

So don't lick your balls in front of your dog unless you want it posted on YouTube.

very random, top work

 

[Osman]

Adopted a stray dog. Named him Keyser cause he's got a limp

Zöze

Awesome man

 

[Fint]

Zöze

Awesome man

Das it mane

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

The use of the word "butthurt" on this forum these days

 

[GordoDeCentral]

the amount of butthurt(including above) in this forum these days

 

[swag]

 

[GordoDeCentral]

youd think we're in brazil

 

[Osman]

The use of the word "butthurt" on this forum these days

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

But surely people can be more eloquent and creative without sounding like 14 year old Xbox live players though. This is what pops into my head every time I read it

 

[swag]

Btw, AFL_ITALIA, I'm not disagreeing with you any.

 

[Osman]

But surely people can be more eloquent and creative without sounding like 14 year old Xbox live players though. This is what pops into my head every time I read it

P.S There's a reason I never use that word

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Btw, AFL_ITALIA, I'm not disagreeing with you any.

P.S There's a reason I never use that word

Just checking if I was the only one

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I got butthurt twice this morning.

 

[swag]

I get what you're trying to do, Dheeraj, but I'm not sure it's coming off as you intended.

Especially given India's reputation for public bus riders.

 

[Osman]

I got butthurt twice this morning.

Lubed up properly I hope?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I get what you're trying to do, Dheeraj, but I'm not sure it's coming off as you intended.

Especially given India's reputation for public bus riders.

I wouldn't happen to know anything about that.

Lubed up properly I hope?

No, you dummy! That's why it hurt!

 

[IliveForJuve]

You shoud stop dating mandingos.