I haven't had a good dump in 9 days now. Must be the paper-induced stress that I've been feeling. I've been going to the toilet 3-4 times per day, each time first dropping pure liquid and then a few small incredibly hard almost deer-esque shits. Tomorrow is going to be such a party.
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Yep. The voting station is 30 meters from me, I had to

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