What Are You Doing Right Now? (167 Viewers)

[swag]

She's Armenian. She has a special sack under her belly for storing all her shaved-off excess body hair.

 

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[.zero]

Nature is a wondrous thing

 

[Fint]

She's Armenian. She has a special sack under her belly for storing all her shaved-off excess body hair.

I believe that sack is called a vagina, it's what put her in the spotlight afterall.

 

[X Æ A-12]

So i was smoking on my porch a few days ago and totally spaced out while looking at this fat chick by the pool. I was just thinking my spaced thoughts but im worried she thought i was checking her out because she just smiled and said hi to me in the parking lot.

What have i started?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Porch monkey

 

[swag]

At least she doesn't just sit there, continuing to stare at you the whole time, when you just want her to GTFO.

Like this chick...

 

[Fint]

the fuck is that?



and how much?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Do those belong to Badass?

 

[X Æ A-12]

what's with the shirt? that TSA molestation creating fetishists now?

 

[swag]

Most people are OK when she puts on the latex gloves, but its the "security wand" that surprises them.

 

[Bartolo]

i hate this profile photo so much my eyes look hideous on this mammal

 

[swag]

Blow it out your blowhole, Flipper.

 

[Fr3sh]

So i was smoking on my porch a few days ago and totally spaced out while looking at this fat chick by the pool. I was just thinking my spaced thoughts but im worried she thought i was checking her out because she just smiled and said hi to me in the parking lot.

What have i started?

Bang her, and leave her right there the second after you've cummed. Trust me, it pisses bitches off big time!!

 

[Fint]

Yep, bitches hate rape alright

 

[Cuti]

Yep, bitches hate rape alright

ohhhhhhhhhhh snap

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Porch monkey

 

[Völler]

i hate this profile photo so much my eyes look hideous on this mammal

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I believe that sack is called a vagina, it's what put her in the spotlight afterall.

Quite true.

So i was smoking on my porch a few days ago and totally spaced out while looking at this fat chick by the pool. I was just thinking my spaced thoughts but im worried she thought i was checking her out because she just smiled and said hi to me in the parking lot.

What have i started?

Tell her you're gay, works every time.

At least she doesn't just sit there, continuing to stare at you the whole time, when you just want her to GTFO.

Like this chick...

Look at that fucking website! Nicest girl.....ali baba? FUCK ME!

Yep, bitches hate rape alright

Aye!

 

[Fr3sh]

Yep, bitches hate rape alright

Oh shit! Consentual of course, in this context the chick wants the D, he'll give what he wants and leave that's what i meant.

 

[Lilith]

So i was smoking on my porch a few days ago and totally spaced out while looking at this fat chick by the pool. I was just thinking my spaced thoughts but im worried she thought i was checking her out because she just smiled and said hi to me in the parking lot.

What have i started?

I love how you guys think a girl is interested just because she is being polite.