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What Are You Doing Right Now? (187 Viewers)
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If I look out my bedroom window, I can see into the kitchen of the house across from me. Yesterday, I was looking out at the rain, just contemplating life, and I accidentally made eye contact with a girl in the kitchen. Slightly awkward, but who cares. This morning I noticed that the curtains were closed in that kitchen window. I only noticed because I've never seen them closed before in the 9 months I've lived here. Just a few minutes ago, I was again looking out my window at the rain, pondering, musing. Again, I somehow make eye contact with the girl in the kitchen. I instinctively move away from the window so that she can't see me. When I looked out the window again, her curtains are closed once more. I feel like I should somehow explain to her that I'm not a psycho stalker. 
If I look out my bedroom window, I can see into the kitchen of the house across from me. Yesterday, I was looking out at the rain, just contemplating life, and I accidentally made eye contact with a girl in the kitchen. Slightly awkward, but who cares. This morning I noticed that the curtains were closed in that kitchen window. I only noticed because I've never seen them closed before in the 9 months I've lived here. Just a few minutes ago, I was again looking out my window at the rain, pondering, musing. Again, I somehow make eye contact with the girl in the kitchen. I instinctively move away from the window so that she can't see me. When I looked out the window again, her curtains are closed once more. I feel like I should somehow explain to her that I'm not a psycho stalker.
Send her flowers with a picture of yours and a note explaining you just like looking out of your window contemplating the different aspects and nuances of how precious life is and that every moment should be cherished because anything could happen at anytime. Underline "anything could happen at any time". The flowers are a nice gesture and what girl doesn't love flowers? The picture is a token of friendship and shows that you're not a threatening presence. Make sure it's a professional picture and that your face takes up roughly 75% of it. And don't forget to smile!
If I look out my bedroom window, I can see into the kitchen of the house across from me. Yesterday, I was looking out at the rain, just contemplating life, and I accidentally made eye contact with a girl in the kitchen. Slightly awkward, but who cares. This morning I noticed that the curtains were closed in that kitchen window. I only noticed because I've never seen them closed before in the 9 months I've lived here. Just a few minutes ago, I was again looking out my window at the rain, pondering, musing. Again, I somehow make eye contact with the girl in the kitchen. I instinctively move away from the window so that she can't see me. When I looked out the window again, her curtains are closed once more. I feel like I should somehow explain to her that I'm not a psycho stalker.
Are you not seeing that one girl anymore? I thought a couple months back you had gotten or were close to getting a serious girlfriend.
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If I look out my bedroom window, I can see into the kitchen of the house across from me. Yesterday, I was looking out at the rain, just contemplating life, and I accidentally made eye contact with a girl in the kitchen. Slightly awkward, but who cares. This morning I noticed that the curtains were closed in that kitchen window. I only noticed because I've never seen them closed before in the 9 months I've lived here. Just a few minutes ago, I was again looking out my window at the rain, pondering, musing. Again, I somehow make eye contact with the girl in the kitchen. I instinctively move away from the window so that she can't see me. When I looked out the window again, her curtains are closed once more. I feel like I should somehow explain to her that I'm not a psycho stalker.
Okay, do this...
Break into her house, @The Curr and put your dick in her gloves, then if she walks in and makes eye contact then, send her flowers...
...at her funeral.
He's a massive tool
should be renamed Rake567
should be renamed Rake567
I remember one time being in a meeting and my uglyass boss (like LoTR Orc ugly) was making a point about something and I completely spaced out looking at her while she was talking. She finished up but I was off in wonderland thinking about lunch or something but at this point she had twigged I was staring at her, it took me a good 6-7 seconds to cop it myself though. Very awkward
A rake is a big tool
Curr, next time just drop your pants and pull out a horse-sized mega-dong, pretending it's yours. Then get out two sliced halves of a baguette, slather mustard all over it, top it with lettuce and tomatoes, and then wag it at her in the window like you're offering Dusan the best sandwich he's ever seen in his life.
So tonight's my last night out with my friends before I move, so I'm plotting our bar crawl. Picking our usual places as well as a couple we've never bothered to try before. I worry how many hipsters a place will have when they actually name one of their cocktails a "Williamsburg Lemonade".
Oakland: you can either get shot, stabbed, or ambushed by hipsters.
Oakland: you can either get shot, stabbed, or ambushed by hipsters.
