ZoSo

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2011
41,656
Saw - someones throat get cut
- an attempted suicide
- jail made knife go through a guard
- Tons of guys fucking things like socks, paper balls (srs)

I was never involved in anything because I stayed out of everything. I never saw or heard about rape, but that's maybe because Australian prisoners don't have Phag urges like American prisoners hehe. Drugs were huge in prison, but again I didn't get involved with that. I was stripped searched once and it sucked. Guard had to look at my hairy arse but was ultra gay getting naked infront of guys. I was never picked on because I had a bit of size on me. There isn't any gangs or anything like that, it was nothing like an American prison but was still dangerous at times. Overall not a bad experience but hopefully never again.



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so you did drop the soap
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,783
Greg, I've got a mission for you. Find me some Mexican coffee that isn't shit and doesn't come in a Nescafe tin.
Easy. These guys were invited in by me and poured at the event today:

http://cafecol.mx/

They rock and were in from Mexico after stopping off at the SCAA conference in Seattle last week. The head dude, Gerardo, runs this collaborative of growers from Veracruz, and they've won multiple Cup of Excellence competitions for Mexico. :lick:
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,783
Btw, Blue Bottle's green coffee buyer whom I invited in to help coordinate a comparative tasting event -- Stephen Vick -- is an Intelligentsia Chicago alum too. :D
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,665
That moment when the cute lesbian you've been hanging with for the past month shows you she's also into guys.:evil:

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Easy. These guys were invited in by me and poured at the event today:

http://cafecol.mx/

They rock and were in from Mexico after stopping off at the SCAA conference in Seattle last week. The head dude, Gerardo, runs this collaborative of growers from Veracruz, and they've won multiple Cup of Excellence competitions for Mexico. :lick:
In 4 weeks I will be living 2 hours from Veracruz.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,502
My last day at work was today, so my colleagues at throwing me a going away party. Interesting getting drunk with one of my bosses. :D
Lol, good luck, got drunk with one my bosses in a 3 day Cruise these past days (just happend to go to same cruise), since friday she called/texted me 3-4 times thanking me for taking care of her and her friends lol (keeping ze predators away from them by just being around). She's tiny, 155cms and seriously went past way her alcohol limit early into the evenings. Have a recording of her giggling like the Joker while jumping off the stage lol.
 

Ragazza

Calciopoli Director
Jul 22, 2013
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Lol, good luck, got drunk with one my bosses in a 3 day Cruise these past days (just happend to go to same cruise), since friday she called/texted me 3-4 times thanking me for taking care of her and her friends lol (keeping ze predators away from them by just being around). She's tiny, 155cms and seriously went past way her alcohol limit early into the evenings. Have a recording of her giggling like the Joker while jumping off the stage lol.
Hahah, yeah one of the people I was with went way past her limit too. We had to bring her home and now she has to take a bus in the morning to go get her car. She's also married and flirted with guys all night. :sergio:
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,502
Lol thats just embarrassing, being married and all (saw a acquaintance's girlfriend hook up with 2 dudes while he is at home looking after their kid :sergio: ). Bringing peeps home is frigging headache (stopped going out with those who get too out of control), thats why a party cruise is practical, you just dump them at their cabin when they get beyond shitfaced.
 

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Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
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Lol, good luck, got drunk with one my bosses in a 3 day Cruise these past days (just happend to go to same cruise), since friday she called/texted me 3-4 times thanking me for taking care of her and her friends lol (keeping ze predators away from them by just being around). She's tiny, 155cms and seriously went past way her alcohol limit early into the evenings. Have a recording of her giggling like the Joker while jumping off the stage lol.
What if she just wanted to have fun and get laid, but you where there cockblocking, so she felt embarrassed because you'd gossip all around the company how she was. But this way, she's looking at you like a white knight but actually hates your guts.

Hey it's just a theory :D
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,502
Lol, speaking from personal experience? :D Didnt see eachother that often (she even asked few times during the cruise if I was trying to avoid her lol).

How things go in dancefloors like this in the late hours is fairly obvious. It was a carribean themed/Reggae/Dancehall cruise with lots of fairly aggressive womanizing africans/latino's, trust me when I say she is genuinly glad moi and my friends noticed when she was waaaaaaay too wasted to take care of herself and was about to get taken advantage of by dudes who werent dancing anymore just starting groping like hell (even if we didnt work together, would intervened, especially since we know alot of the same people). Been to this type of thing enough times to know how things go, if you cant handle your booze to a point, you better have atleast 1-2 male friends with you.
 

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