You should have chloraformed him, left him handcuffed naked in a rest stop toilet, and ordained yourself as the trainer. I bet that your employer doesn't offer any courses on Trainer Loss Prevention Compliancy Training.
You working down there or what? Its alway splitting the rocks up in the Pale but as soon as you pass the welcome County Galway sign it's dark clouds and pissing rain
Chicago. Work wants to keep me here another day, but as much as I enjoy it here with homies, I hadn't planned to deck around for another day.
Not to mention my lack of clean underwear tomorrow will also start suggesting it was a bad idea. Though nothing like going commando to a sales pitch I suppose...
"report this incident" *kicks trainer up the arse and steals the projector*
