Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,868
UNO DI NOI!

I was so shitfaced yesterday. Not sure if I'm prepared to take responsibility for it, I've got 9 unanswered calls and a few messages telling me to get my shit together. If only I knew how I got home.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,489
Got 7 unaswered calls and like 15 text messages, 5 and 10 of them are from the same chick I met friday night. I'm trying to find a polite lie that would soothe her, I'm prolly gonna go for the typical and casual my phone died or forgot at some house party (happens often enough to be convincing enough saying it).
 

Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
19,354
A lot of sorry heads on the forum today so :D

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One of the clues that I have is that I pulled down my pants while I puked over my girlfriends balkony. Fuck :sergio:
:lol: classic

You never know which end the badness will come from, always prep for every eventuality :tup:
 

Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
19,354
Nothing wrong with being that guy, makes you the most interesting out of the lot.

Evacuation procedure finalised, may need to revisit scene of crime sometime in the near future however.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,489
I got shitfaced too last night, but all I did was lectured my friends about happiness(which they found funny instead of boring :boh:) and tell them I'm having steaming hot sex with my friend who was gonna drop me home. A guy friend. :sergio:
Happy birthday Dheeraj (my mail contact list reminded me its your birthday :D), and yeah, nice way to remember the special day by, profess your gay sex dreams about a friend :agree:
 

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