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Congrats Red stunning strike and a fantastic win
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It's not that I'm refuting you, I just like talking about it.
She doesn't have her own classes, sadly - she took a year off in between high school and the university and she is enjoying the shit out of it. imagine being 20 and not having responsibility? I would've fucking died.
She does have jobs though. One of them is bartending the other is phoning at Amnesty Int. - our department is pretty much recognized as the drunkest and best social group of people. The workplace is 20m from a bar where you can get two beers for five bucks and they allow smoking inside. It would've messed up my life I had was doing that at that age.
She doesn't have her own classes, sadly - she took a year off in between high school and the university and she is enjoying the shit out of it. imagine being 20 and not having responsibility? I would've fucking died.
She does have jobs though. One of them is bartending the other is phoning at Amnesty Int. - our department is pretty much recognized as the drunkest and best social group of people. The workplace is 20m from a bar where you can get two beers for five bucks and they allow smoking inside. It would've messed up my life I had was doing that at that age.
No worries.
I took a year off from school. It was fun.
I took a year off from school. It was fun.
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What did you do with your year off?
Lol that one flew right over my head
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I need advice from the Tuz pooncouncil over here.
So my girl knows I need to get up at 7 am in the morning - she knows that because she checked three times earlier today to see if we could spend the night. Wasn't going to happen, I honestly can't do anything but fuck and talk when she is next to me in bed, I never sleep before 5 am when we spend the night. Mad about her.
So she's been out with an old friend, had a drink too many, and calls me up at 12 in the evening to see if she can come over, I diffuse the situation and go to bed. Then comes a text message "can you come out for a cigarette, I have something important to tell you". At this point I can do nothing but come out, as she is in front of my fucking apartment. I get down and it's fucking blabber about how they found eachother again. We talk, and then she sais "I think we both know I came here because I want to sleep in your bed".
Suddenly I need to feel shitty, but I stood my ground and told her that I'm going up to sleep and that if things are going to function for me I need to have her, my university, my friends and my alone time in a schedule where it all works out. We see eachother 3 times per week, so I can't really be blamed for neglecting her. I think I did the proper thing, even though it sucked to leave her out there - I needed to make a point tht this shit isn't going to fly in the future. Fairly certain that she is crying her eyes out right now and I feel like a piece of shit.
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@Enron @swag @Søren Krarup
@Salvo (jk)
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I need advice from the Tuz pooncouncil over here.
So my girl knows I need to get up at 7 am in the morning - she knows that because she checked three times earlier today to see if we could spend the night. Wasn't going to happen, I honestly can't do anything but fuck and talk when she is next to me in bed, I never sleep before 5 am when we spend the night. Mad about her.
So she's been out with an old friend, had a drink too many, and calls me up at 12 in the evening to see if she can come over, I diffuse the situation and go to bed. Then comes a text message "can you come out for a cigarette, I have something important to tell you". At this point I can do nothing but come out, as she is in front of my fucking apartment. I get down and it's fucking blabber about how they found eachother again. We talk, and then she sais "I think we both know I came here because I want to sleep in your bed".
Suddenly I need to feel shitty, but I stood my ground and told her that I'm going up to sleep and that if things are going to function for me I need to have her, my university, my friends and my alone time in a schedule where it all works out. We see eachother 3 times per week, so I can't really be blamed for neglecting her. I think I did the proper thing, even though it sucked to leave her out there - I needed to make a point tht this shit isn't going to fly in the future. Fairly certain that she is crying her eyes out right now and I feel like a piece of shit.
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@Enron @swag @Søren Krarup
@Salvo (jk)
A couple more of these, and you will be walking her around your neighborhood in her panties and a dog leash.
Show that woman who's boss!
a free valuable life lesson from zoso:
don't ever ever ever ever ever eat 20 dried apricots at once
EVER
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also @swag @Fint
^poop story
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http://aznbadger.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/apricots-the-forgotten-inflamer-of-rectums/
don't ever ever ever ever ever eat 20 dried apricots at once
EVER
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also @swag @Fint
^poop story
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http://aznbadger.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/apricots-the-forgotten-inflamer-of-rectums/
Reminds me of when I came across the Andersen's Pea Soup in Buellton, CA, sat down, and ordered their bottomless bowl of pea soup.
Great soup. But less than an hour later I remembered that peas are legumes. I was Jackson Pollocking out of my anus for the next 24 hours.
Great soup. But less than an hour later I remembered that peas are legumes. I was Jackson Pollocking out of my anus for the next 24 hours.