What Are You Doing Right Now? (323 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

Duuuuuuude, dont give him ideas, seriously

It's a splendid idea. Just dont wash hands afterwards and give her a friendly stroke through the hair with tour deckhand when you get back.

 

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[Osman]

I'll just ask for a sneaky HJ.

Lol an off-duty stewardess somewhat offered that on a flight to London last year, shit was awkward when she wanted it to go past the flirting there I was patient and just waited til we got off instead (never wanted to leave Heathrow that quickly before ).

 

[Nzoric]

I'll just ask for a sneaky HJ.

Unless she's a grade A skank then you're way better off doing it yourself.

 

[Salvo]

You should've done it on the plane! Wait, how did she go about asking?

 

[JuveJay]

I like how Salvo just posts everything that is in his head.

Also notice how Salvatore is not posting anything during this mass posting spree. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Jem83]

Anyone tried Salvo - The Game ? It's quite fun.

 

[Salvo]

need to get it out. Yeah where is Salvatore ?

 

[Osman]

You should've done it on the plane! Wait, how did she go about asking?

Not ask, more like hint and get frisky. And lol, naaaah, real life aint no porno set Crowded plane with loud ppl around in daylight, not THAT horny to not be able to controll yourself and wait an hour and half

 

[Salvo]

Yeah its better in theory. @Jem83

 

[JuveJay]

Not ask, more like hint and get frisky. And lol, naaaah, real life aint no porno set Crowded plane with loud ppl around in daylight, not THAT horny to not be able to controll yourself and wait an hour and half

I was going to make a joke about there being a lack of adequate room in tiny airplane toilets for you to do that, but of course I thought better of it.

 

[Salvo]

The python.

 

[swag]

Salvo, one day I'm going to come to Australia and kick you in your tiny balls.

in all my travels no people were more annoying than aussies, especially the males, add to that vegemite and aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

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yes even worse than russians

That's pretty funny. I never had such a problem in Australia and quite liked it. But there are some examples that fit the pattern you speak of.

I was going to make a joke about there being a lack of adequate room in tiny airplane toilets for you to do that, but of course I thought better of it.

All it will take is someone to look in the aisles outside the head and scream, "I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

 

[Osman]

 

[.zero]

Yeah I can imagine. But I could say that about Americans as well. Except the girl I met from California who was a freak. That was fun. Aussies are pretty laid back, gotta avoid the bogans.

WTF is a bogan if you don't mind me asking

 

[Salvo]

Like an aussie redneck

 

[JuveJay]

All it will take is someone to look in the aisles outside the head and scream, "I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

The imagery

 

[.zero]

Like an aussie redneck

What a fascinating concept

 

[Fint]

@jj

 

[GordoDeCentral]

What a fascinating concept

why is a fine guju like yourself still working for the man, time to go entrepreneurial on they asses

 

[Salvo]

Search it on YouTube. You will see.