What Are You Doing Right Now? (213 Viewers)

[Salvo]

always have options. a girl should never be a priority but just an alternative to another girl. if you love a girl and admit it before she does then you are fucked. if she gets arrogant and fucks your head with her mind games then you have two options. first one : you go to gym, get a good body and fuck all the girls she knows (at least one) and show her that you never cared for her even if its not true, maybe you cared for her but fuck that she begann with the games and now you will show her that you are a JUVENTINO, born to win every kind of fucking game on this motherfucking earth. or second option: you go to plastic surgeon make your self big titties and blow job lipps and get a fucking pussy, get a whole women and fuck with her next boyfriend. i would recommend the first option.

I just saw this.

 

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[Lapa]

Israeli chick + Mall +Loss of Masculinity = Terrorist Bombing

Andy

 

[Martin]

It's not so much about what she said, but how she react to me approaching her. The tone, the look of disgust, most chicks when they're not interested in talking or anything they tell you off or say they busy or what not. She straight up snaps at me "What do you want?" with a look of disgust.

Oh well. Have some tea, you'll recover.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Oh well. Have some tea, you'll recover.

I wish that worked for salvo.

 

[Fr3sh]

Oh well. Have some tea, you'll recover.

I'll survive.

Anyway how's life treating you?

 

[Hængebøffer]

It's not so much about what she said, but how she react to me approaching her. The tone, the look of disgust, most chicks when they're not interested in talking or anything they tell you off or say they busy or what not. She straight up snaps at me "What do you want?" with a look of disgust.



No bombs here me friend.

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Close enough.

You can always find bitches like her.

 

[Salvo]

I wish that worked for salvo.

If only.

 

[Martin]

I'll survive.

Anyway how's life treating you?

No scary Israelis over here.

 

[Fr3sh]

No scary Israelis over here.

Hey man! She'd scare the shit out of you too!

You can always find bitches like her.

Ya man. What's up with you man? Entertain me I'm bored at work

 

[Martin]

Hey man! She'd scare the $#@! out of you too!

I scare easily. Sometimes I dream about Völler standing over my bed as I wake up and I wake up in cold sweat.

 

[Völler]

I scare easily. Sometimes I dream about Völler standing over my bed as I wake up and I wake up in cold sweat.

I am very scary though.

 

[Fr3sh]

I scare easily. Sometimes I dream about Völler standing over my bed as I wake up and I wake up in cold sweat.

Why would you dream of Völler?

I am very scary though.

Dolphin scary? Or Somali scary?

 

[Völler]

Dolphin scary? Or Somali scary?

Only dolphin scary.

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Why would you dream of Völler?

Why wouldn't you?

 

[Martin]

Why would you dream of Völler?

That's what's so scary.

 

[Völler]

That's what's so scary.

Do I look like a human or a dolphin in your dreams?

 

[Martin]

Do I look like a human or a dolphin in your dreams?

Thanks a lot. This question is going to keep me up all night.

 

[Völler]

 

[Hængebøffer]

Hey man! She'd scare the shit out of you too!



Ya man. What's up with you man? Entertain me I'm bored at work

Not much. Just wandered around restless in Copenhagen for two hours. Gonna start some writing now.

 

[Salvo]

Im waiting to go out, its not all that entertaining.

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Just to spice things up there is a chance I will bump into this girl.

 

[Martin]

Im waiting to go out, its not all that entertaining.

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Just to spice things up there is a chance I will bump into this girl.

Wear a wig.