What Are You Doing Right Now? (390 Viewers)

[.zero]

If worst comes to worse just fuck her and move on

 

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[Salvo]

Did I add that she is 3 years older than me as well. The thing that sucks is that she was really awesome before all this.

 

[Lapa]

She wanted a penis inside her cause she's leaving. For a couple of reasons like

1) she won't hear gossips about it cause she moved
2) she has no idea when will be the next time to get it inside her

So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if she actually did it

Most helpful member indeed.

 

[Salvo]

I have a theory. If this dude is real. She will either go back to Italy in a month or realise she fucked up, come to me and stay.

 

[Martin]

Get some sleep, Salvo. Sei in delirio.

 

[Salvo]

No, no ancora e presto! I'm actually just really seeking the truth.

 

[swag]

Here's a story for all y'all. So here I am in Italy a year ago, hook up with this girl. Nothing to major. We start talking, end up talking for a year. Some really sweet Shit, kisses, pet names. I come back this year, for family and partly for her. She is coming to Australia by the way, to live for the time being. She is meant to come back with me, same flight. So I get here all good, tell her I really like her. She says right now so much is going on I can only be a friend, give me some time. A lot has happened plus moving away so I'm like ok sweet. . Meant to see her Christmas night she doesn't respond at all for a day after. I randomly get a call saying come get a coffee. She tells me a guy she knows well and she is really close to him says he loves her. She said it's freaked me out I don't know what to do. I need space. I'm like Uhh ok. But I was meant to see her the next day, she doesn't respond all day so I'm like wtf. I'll go to her house. She only calls me and says pretty much the same Shit as the last day. Ok.. I message her that I'm like I hope we are sweet, I don't want it to be awkward. I get a reply the next morning "my boyfriend saw the messages and cracked it"... I'm like what? Boyfriend? I don't even know this guys name, but apparently I don't know him, doesn't have Facebook. I'm like what the fuck? I feel fucked around, you become boyfriend with this dude a week before leaving to Aus? When were you planning on telling me? She says it all happened so fast... Didn't want to hurt anyone, I didn't know you wanted me that much.. But now I have been told by close friends of hers and mine. That she talks a lot of Shit, they even think she has two personalities... So now I'm doubting whether this dude exists, like it might be an excuse? By the way, we are sitting next to each other on the plane.. What... Shit sorry it's long.

As a great philosopher once said: "Bitches be trippin'".

Have fun, keep it light, don't get involved, and let her think you have five more desirable women than her on the side.

She will short her crap out if it's meant to be. No losses if it isn't.

Murder is never easy the first time

 

[Salvo]

Yeah true take it as it comes I guess. I'm not all that lucky with women.

 

[Salvo]

She won't find many dudes better than me, I'm a bit of a catch if I do say myself.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I have a theory. If this dude is real. She will either go back to Italy in a month or realise she fucked up, come to me and stay.

She will not go back even if he's real. Why do you think she wanted something serious out of it? It was most likely a goodbye sex and no strings attached.

Slap yourself! You're talking like she's your wife ffs. Come to you? Live in a country and walk barefoot on grass while sun is shining? Cut that right away bro, it will just haunt you and destroy you if something goes wrong.

Most helpful member indeed.

He needs a reality slap!

 

[Lapa]

Salvo, I have only one advice for you. GET SO WASTED THAT YOU WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THE NEXT DAY.

I have one question too, how hot is that girl (since you want her so badly)?

 

[Salvo]

No but she has said they are together! I don't get why she would do that if it was just Sex.

 

[Salvo]

She is cute. Also I thought she had an awesome personality. Yeah I plan on doing that tomorrow.

 

[Martin]

She is cute. Also I thought she had an awesome personality. Yeah I plan on doing that tomorrow.

It's like staying up with a sick child.

 

[Salvo]

What is?

 

[Dostoevsky]

No but she has said they are together! I don't get why she would do that if it was just Sex.

I see. There's a chance she's lying and wants to keep you away.

Don't try to talk to her if she's serious or not. Act like she's serious and don't give her a lot (..any) attention, seriously. She will eventually realize she's nuts.

As for you -- you are going insane. Men evolve every 7 years or so and each period is tough and new. Now you're in a period when you don't know shit and have no idea what you're doing. You have to keep it cool otherwise next thing you'll see is you being on a depression door and knocking.

 

[Salvo]

Yeah look I will do that. Hopefully.

 

[Wings]

Run like there is no tomorrow. Run for your life. If you do suspect she has dual personality then run. No buts.

 

[Salvo]

I'm not sure if she actually does or is going through a strange as Fuck time because she is about to leave the country.

 

[Salvo]

It's not a small move.