What Are You Doing Right Now? (854 Viewers)

[Red]

You dunk them in a tub of water. If they float, they're guilty of sodomy.

That's the old fashioned way.

The modern technique is to see if they weigh the same as a duck.

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

I really need to think before I answer sometimes, my boss calls me and asks if I wanna work extra tommorrow, I just say yes (awkward to say no when before that told me I get a raise and way more hours), hang up and realize I bought Lucia cinema event tickets for tonight/into the morning (once a year thing in Santa Lucia day). It starts midnight and finishes like 6 in the morning (you watch 3 movies after another), gonna go to work with little to no sleep then

Why can't you just call him up and tell him no?

 

[Ragazza]

I really need to think before I answer sometimes, my boss calls me and asks if I wanna work extra tommorrow, I just say yes (awkward to say no when before that told me I get a raise and way more hours), hang up and realize I bought Lucia cinema event tickets for tonight/into the morning (once a year thing in Santa Lucia day). It starts midnight and finishes like 6 in the morning (you watch 3 movies after another), gonna go to work with little to no sleep then

Yeah, same thing happened to me last week. I agreed to take an extra shift so I get a bigger holiday bonus, which meant I had to work on my birthday this year, as well as the day after. So I stayed out late & only got 2-3 hours of sleep, hangover as well.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Shit just got real at work!

It's like how in some places, even oral sex is technically illegal since it's considered sodomy, but how are they going to know what goes on in the privacy of your own home?

Can't help but link this video after reading this:

 

[Osman]

Why can't you just call him up and tell him no?

I can do that easily, but I just forgot my plans when I said yes, but I don't mind working, going there with less or no slept hours is no biggy for me(done much worse, severely hungover or working straight after 16 hour flights/jetlag) . Plus pretty much the time they need personnel the most right now, big re-opening after rebuilt it all, thousand+ costumers there throughout the day. But most importantly, new year evening is off for me after working tomorrow.

 

[Klin]

Christmas staff party tonight. Great timing to get smashed after being sick the past 5 days.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I can do that easily, but I just forgot my plans when I said yes, but I don't mind working, going there with less or no slept hours is no biggy for me(done much worse, severely hungover or working straight after 16 hour flights/jetlag) . Plus pretty much the time they need personnel the most right now, big re-opening after rebuilt it all, thousand+ costumers there throughout the day. But most importantly, new year evening is off for me after working tomorrow.

Then you should. It's better to work when you're fresh rather than hungover or like a zombie.

 

[swag]

Christmas staff party tonight. Great timing to get smashed after being sick the past 5 days.

Not as much fun as Christmas staph infections.

 

[Klin]

Not as much fun as Christmas staph infections.

Staphylococcus (yes I googled it) infection is the least of their worries, trust me.

 

[Nzoric]

Can't seem to get studying today . Oh well, I need another three pages and then I can start bullshitting the discussion & conclusion - should me doable my tuesday.

 

[The Curr]

MCQ exams.

 

[Nzoric]

MCQ exams.

My first history test on the 1st semester:

What disease went under the name of "Black Death" and stroke a huge blow to European population numbers?

A) Polio B) The Plague C) PNEUMONIA

 

[swag]

MCQ exams.

Do they make you sit in stirrups for that?

 

[swag]

My first history test on the 1st semester:

What disease went under the name of "Black Death" and stroke a huge blow to European population numbers?

A) Polio B) The Plague C) PNEUMONIA

D) M'Baye Niang

 

[Völler]

My first history test on the 1st semester:

What disease went under the name of "Black Death" and stroke a huge blow to European population numbers?

A) Polio B) The Plague C) PNEUMONIA

Is this for real?

 

[The Curr]

I've a sociology one tomorrow. Can't bring myself to study for it. The whole course has just been waffle anyway, and then they top it off with an mcq final exam.

Do they make you sit in stirrups for that?

I sure hope so.

 

[Nzoric]

Is this for real?

Yep. They get money for every course in accordance to how many pass it. Freebie course for them on the 1st semester to collect the dough .

Here is the kicker you needed 10/20 correct answers to pass, three people failed it

 

[Völler]

Yep. They get money for every course in accordance to how many pass it. Freebie course for them on the 1st semester to collect the dough .

Here is the kicker you needed 10/20 correct answers to pass, three people failed it

My goodness.

 

[The Curr]

Yep. They get money for every course in accordance to how many pass it. Freebie course for them on the 1st semester to collect the dough .

Here is the kicker you needed 10/20 correct answers to pass, three people failed it

I need 16/100 tomorrow....

 

[Nzoric]

My goodness.

I couldnt believe it. Add to that: three guards watching 378 people, sitting right next to eachother. The possibilities of cheating were incredible.