What Are You Doing Right Now? (142 Viewers)

[Hængebøffer]

I'm still with her.

 

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[Völler]

I'm still with her.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Monco]

Ffs, I just banged a 40 year old co-worker.

Shit we invent just to get some of dem interwebz kudos.

 

[Hængebøffer]

For helvede. Ud over, at mit cølibat definitivt røg, så er det endnu mere svagt, at det sandsynligvis er min arbejdsplads til næste år - pædagoger er så billige.

 

[Tommy]

what a totally fucked holiday

endless phone calls and mails from morning

 

[Hængebøffer]

Shit we invent just to get some of dem interwebz kudos.

Yeah, I lie about such things

 

[ZoSo]

Yeah, I lie about such things

let's be honest here, just take out the 0 from 40 and we have the truth

 

[Nzoric]

For helvede. Ud over, at mit cølibat definitivt røg, så er det endnu mere svagt, at det sandsynligt vis er min arbejdsplads til næste år - pædagoger er så billige.

Hvorfor var du i cølibat?

Og du kan da bare blive ved med at lave hende, så beholder du jobbet.

 

[Osman]

Never a good idea to hook up with a co-worker, trust me, regardless of how tempting ze punani is.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Hvorfor var du i cølibat?

Og du kan da bare blive ved med at lave hende, så beholder du jobbet.

Jeg er blevet lidt skruk efter at have arbejdet i en vuggestue, så liderligheden har ikke været den samme. Da der så gik et stykke tid uden piger, så tænkte jeg, at jeg lige så godt kunne prøve at holde året ud.

Never a good idea to hook up with a co-worker, trust me, regardless of how tempting ze punani is.

If just she was tempting...

 

[Hængebøffer]

For helvede. Ud over, at mit cølibat definitivt røg, så er det endnu mere svagt, at det sandsynligt vis er min arbejdsplads til næste år - pædagoger er så billige.

Det hedder for helvede sandsynligvis.

 

[Osman]

Others are tempting too? Seek it elsewhere dude, way less awkward that way, don't shit where you eat.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Others are tempting too? Seek it elsewhere dude, way less awkward that way, don't shit where you eat.

Osmanski, it was just drunken sex

 

[Osman]

You danes, cant handle your liquor.

 

[Martin]

What's Somalia like lately, Os?

 

[Osman]

Absolute disaster, parts of it, due being hit the tidal waves of the Typhon that devestated the Philipines. Lots of flooding and natural havoc from that, been raising money all week for relief aid to there.


Not exactly what a country that was already in dire state needed, especially since it hit mainly the rural coastal areas that tend to be the poorer ones, instead of the main cities that can take of themselves. Thankfully not that much direct casualties, but after effects of it leave many soon to be so sadly enough.

 

[ZoSo]

What's Somalia like lately, Os?

they had some bird problems, last I heard

 

[Hængebøffer]

You danes, cant handle your liquor.

Arghh.

 

[Nzoric]

Absolute disaster, parts of it, due being hit the tidal waves of the Typhon that devestated the Philipines. Lots of flooding and natural havoc from that, been raising money all week for relief aid to there.


Not exactly what a country that was already in dire state needed, especially since it hit mainly the rural coastal areas that tend to be the poorer ones, instead of the main cities that can take of themselves. Thankfully not that much direct casualties, but after effects of it leave many soon to be so sadly enough.

I don't think "country" is the right choice of words when speaking of Somalia.
@Søren Krarup

Ever been to Vibes Apotek on Nørrebro? I was there for a few hours yesterday before heading to a Uni party and the place is fucking amazing. Absinthe drinks, nitrous balloons for 20kr and an ocean of ladies who are not 40 year old co workers.

 

[Osman]

I dont think you need to tell me anything whatsoever about Somalia


You tards, any top recommendations for Köpenhamn? Some friends want to go there end of this month (or early next one) for a weekend. Been there before, but it was long ago and bit hazy experience