What Are You Doing Right Now? (139 Viewers)

[Kate]

There's a video out there of one of Voeller's dolphins masturbating with a decapitated fish.

I just thought others should know this.

 

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[ALC]

Persians? Latinas (not mexicans)?

Definitely not indos

Yeah I can see them being good. After all, like all things practice makes perfect.

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Persians? Latinas (not mexicans)?

Definitely not indos

Yeah I can see them being good. After all, like all things practice makes perfect.

 

[Völler]

There's a video out there of one of Voeller's dolphins masturbating with a decapitated fish.

I just thought others should know this.

ALC already linked to it.

 

[swag]

What about Margaret Cho?

As a general rule, I never got into the "fag hag" comediennes. (Kathy Griffin makes me vomit as much as Robin Van Persie, for example.)

What I liked about Judy Tenuta in her prime is that she was a little like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog playing an accordion. And she'd call her audience/fans "pigs" all the time. That was pretty cool.

 

[Kate]

ALC already linked to it.

Always out of the loop

 

[Nzoric]

tech support :groan:

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tech support :groan:

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Do your fucking job, @Sheik Yerbouti !!

 

[swag]

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

 

[Nzoric]

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"Hit the reset button"

MOTHERFUCKER

 

[.zero]

There's a video out there of one of Voeller's dolphins masturbating with a decapitated fish.

I just thought others should know this.

Link me please

Yeah I can see them being good. After all, like all things practice makes perfect.

Indeed

As a general rule, I never got into the "fag hag" comediennes. (Kathy Griffin makes me vomit as much as Robin Van Persie, for example.)

What I liked about Judy Tenuta in her prime is that she was a little like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog playing an accordion. And she'd call her audience/fans "pigs" all the time. That was pretty cool.

I will watch this in the safety of my home so I can judge openly

with my pants off

 

[Martin]

You must be the last man alive who hadn't heard that joke before.

 

[Völler]

Link me please

Here:

@Völler

 

[swag]

It's the music that particularly makes that video too sick for kids to watch. :sick:

 

[Nzoric]

You must be the last man alive who hadn't heard that joke before.

Heard it before, the timing was impeccable as I moments before received and e-mail where I had to do several steps, the first of them was to turn it off and turn it on again.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Life without happiness sucks even more.

It's hard to create happiness when you have no money. You can't even go out or buy anything.

Sitting at home doesn't help really.

 

[Nzoric]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/this-is-the-best-twitter-conversation-you-will



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It's hard to create happiness when you have no money. You can't even go out or buy anything.

Sitting at home doesn't help really.

Smack yourself for this comment. This is the dumbest thing I've seen on Tuz.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I'm really not a money freak but it really sucks when you don't have it.

 

[Nzoric]

Your post suggest a direct correlation between "happiness" and "Being able to buy things".

 

[Dostoevsky]

Nah, I meant like going out and buying a freaking coffee or beer when I go out. Just a small...thing to ask. And I said that because I'm in such situation right now

But yeah, I'm not one of those who implies how money is everything and most important thing. Health > happiness > ... > money

 

[Red]

I'm going to have to get myself down to The Grill to see this new electric light they've got...

 

[Nzoric]

ah like that. Fair enough