Völler

Always spot on
May 6, 2012
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I'm onto you @Völler you sneaky fuck

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In traditional Amazon River folklore, at night, an Amazon river dolphin becomes a handsome young man who seduces girls, impregnates them, and then returns to the river in the morning to become a dolphin again. In the area, there are tales that it is bad luck to kill a dolphin. Legend also states that if a person makes eye contact with an Amazon river dolphin, he or she will have lifelong nightmares.
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
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In traditional Amazon River folklore, at night, an Amazon river dolphin becomes a handsome young man who seduces girls, impregnates them, and then returns to the river in the morning to become a dolphin again. In the area, there are tales that it is bad luck to kill a dolphin. Legend also states that if a person makes eye contact with an Amazon river dolphin, he or she will have lifelong nightmares.
But it's so hard not to make eye contact with a dolphin.

I went to bad last night way too blazed. Feeling disoriented this morning.
I like getting way too blazed but at the same time i don't. it just makes me sleepy which feels like a waste of time and good weed.
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
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Yeah I usually dont do it, but I ran out of paper and I couldnt get myself to leave the house. So I improvised a bong, and there is just no chilling with a bong.
 

Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
19,354
Mate of mine is going to the Lebanon for six months on tour with the army so having a big session this evening. 6 o clock start, so im set to be horribly drunk by 12 I reckon :)
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
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:D

We're trying to see if he can come here instead, but apparently it can take up to a year after the wedding for the visa to get approved for him to move to the US. :lol: There's still the student route to try, I guess.
Goin US instead of UK is way harder, one friend got married last december to an american, and she is still here in Sweden waiting for his visa stuff to get in order almost a year later. Its a major red tape headache apparently.

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Hipsterism is the national past time in Denmark.
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
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Goin US instead of UK is way harder, one friend got married last december to an american, and she is still here in Sweden waiting for his visa stuff to get in order almost a year later. Its a major red tape headache apparently.
lol I've heard that story before. what a riot for the happy couples that do this
 

Ragazza

Calciopoli Director
Jul 22, 2013
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Goin US instead of UK is way harder, one friend got married last december to an american, and she is still here in Sweden waiting for his visa stuff to get in order almost a year later. Its a major red tape headache apparently.
Yeah, looks like the best way to do it is if he enrolls in uni here. Hopefully that ends up being a solution.
 

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