I think I saw the freakiest Halloween yard decoration evah this morning on my walk through the 'hood.
There's a guy a few blocks down where I know his neighbors. His wife was a ditz-and-a-half and ran off with some plumber or something. So in his front window -- among his other front-yard Halloween decorations -- he set up a kind of mannequin dressed in his ex-wife's clothes and a wig that looked like her hair. So now when he looks out his front window, he sees this scary figure of his ex-wife floating above ground peeking in.
That is some scary shit...
There's a guy a few blocks down where I know his neighbors. His wife was a ditz-and-a-half and ran off with some plumber or something. So in his front window -- among his other front-yard Halloween decorations -- he set up a kind of mannequin dressed in his ex-wife's clothes and a wig that looked like her hair. So now when he looks out his front window, he sees this scary figure of his ex-wife floating above ground peeking in.
That is some scary shit...
