Beautiful. In Norway, we call them "plumpers", and they are regarded as being in the absolute top-tier of shits. They're at the very summit of human excrement-production. They leave your body with tremendous pace, remain whole and firm and leave absolutely NO traces of shit whatsoever. Not even microscropic particles or debris can be traced on the toiletpaper when whiping your ass.
For now, it remains a mystery whether or not they can be fully achieved. People have gotten very close, as have I (many times), but..... well they're still just an urban legend at this point. A myth. A goal. A dream...