What Are You Doing Right Now? (167 Viewers)

[IrishZebra]

Here's the pic of my new maid.

You lazy sack of shit.

 

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[Zé Tahir]

Why do you have a maid? Are you disabled?

Why don't you hunt/plant your own food?

 

[swag]

Why don't you hunt/plant your own food?

Or make your own butter by milking cows and churning the milk?

 

[Martin]

Why don't you hunt/plant your own food?

Don't know how.

 

[ALC]

Here's the pic of my new maid.

now make her take off her clothes

 

[Hængebøffer]

Here's the pic of my new maid.

Those ankles

 

[Völler]

Here's the pic of my new maid.

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Sure she is a "she"?

 

[Zé Tahir]

Or make your own butter by milking cows and churning the milk?

Or sew your own clothes.

Don't know how.

You're a smart guy, you can figure it out.

 

[Martin]

You're a smart guy, you can figure it out.

Thing is I can vacuum clean my own house, I know how, and I'm right here. There are a lot of things I'm too lazy to do, but this one I got under control.

 

[swag]

Thing is I can vacuum clean my own house, I know how, and I'm right here. There are a lot of things I'm too lazy to do, but this one I got under control.

I can do my own dentistry too. I own a screwdriver and a pocket knife.

 

[Martin]

I can do my own dentistry too. I own a screwdriver and a pocket knife.

See? That's what I mean.

 

[swag]

As a programmer, Martin, I never took you for something of a neo-Luddite that wanted to revert back to an agrarian society that rejected the concept of specialized labor. The Amish image otherwise just doesn't seem to suit you.

Though I suppose our president shouldn't preoccupy his time with cleaning his own toilets as a matter of national importance. That's what Michelle Obama is for, given the role of women.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Just applied to 5 internships. It's still annoying, but Linkedin makes it much faster I've learned.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just applied to 5 internships. It's still annoying, but Linkedin makes it much faster I've learned.

LinkedIn didn't help me a single bit in my job search so far. None of the jobs I applied for actually let do anyone even viewing my profile.

 

[swag]

LinkedIn didn't help me a single bit in my job search so far. None of the jobs I applied for actually let do anyone even viewing my profile.

India

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

India

I swear, if they took the effort to post on LinkedIn, why can't they respond to them?

 

[swag]

I just think the usage pattern is different there than here.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Probably. Pity that I had to find out the hard way.

 

[swag]

They may follow much of the rest of the world's lead soon enough. But for now, getting a job in India is too whack to be used the same way.

 

[Martin]

As a programmer, Martin, I never took you for something of a neo-Luddite that wanted to revert back to an agrarian society that rejected the concept of specialized labor. The Amish image otherwise just doesn't seem to suit you.

Though I suppose our president shouldn't preoccupy his time with cleaning his own toilets as a matter of national importance. That's what Michelle Obama is for, given the role of women.

@swag
Convincing are not. All I'm saying is cleaning my house is such a modest task that I can manage on my own. In no way does your hyperbole follow.

I brushed my own teeth today too, what do you think of that!