What Are You Doing Right Now? (170 Viewers)

[Fint]

I was told to apply more alcohol

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Martin]

Looks round, Greg. Good job. You've never had one before?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Going out for drinks with some friends.

Thank you, Sheik, for the suggestion. Went out last night and got me a big #5 ball for just $20 with lots of white for tomorrow. (Sorry, Dhee-Dhee, only got one. )

No problem. If you meet Mirko, then tell him I love him!

 

[Kate]

Thank you, Sheik, for the suggestion. Went out last night and got me a big #5 ball for just $20 with lots of white for tomorrow. (Sorry, Dhee-Dhee, only got one. )

I can't wait for a full report.

 

[swag]

Looks round, Greg. Good job. You've never had one before?

I was wondering where the laces went.

No problem. If you meet Mirko, then tell him I love him!

If I can, and if he's one of the players I meet, I will honestly try to get a signed photograph of him addressed, "Dhee-Dhee: con tutto il mio affetto"

I can't wait for a full report.

If you read a news report Monday morning about Gigi Buffon being assaulted by a crazed fan with a sharp implement, just know that it was me trying to get you a lock of his hair.

 

[Kate]

If you read a news report Monday morning about Gigi Buffon being assaulted by a crazed fan with a sharp implement, just know that it was me trying to get you a lock of his hair.

I'd be so honoured.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I was complaining how I have no cash and 10 minutes later I find 10 euros on the street. wtf

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Lucky you.

 

[swag]

Time to complain that you aren't driving a Land Rover filled with naked supermodels.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Lucky you.

Actually it was 20, but my friend took 10 and me 10.

Time to complain that you aren't driving a Land Rover filled with naked supermodels.

Indeed. I was actually speaking about some girl that I rarely see, and today I've seen her 3 times while I was hanging out with this friend. Scary shit todays day.

 

[Monco]

Time to complain that you aren't driving a Hummer limousine filled with naked supermodels.

Even more bitches this way.

 

[swag]

Word.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Actually it was 20, but my friend took 10 and me 10.



Indeed. I was actually speaking about some girl that I rarely see, and today I've seen her 3 times while I was hanging out with this friend. Scary shit todays day.

Quick, start complaining about how I have little money, a minimum wage job that I hate, and no prospective internships are looking to hire me

 

[ALC]

I'm gonna start complaining about how I don't have a hot tub with Melanie Iglesias in it :xfinger:

 

[IrishZebra]

Homemade falafel beef kofta and pitta bread :~)

 

[IliveForJuve]

Here's the pic of my new maid.

 

[Martin]

Why do you have a maid? Are you disabled?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Here's the pic of my new maid.

God bless you.

 

[IliveForJuve]

She's awesome. My last maid was a lazy thief.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Why do you have a maid? Are you disabled?

Nah, just middle class and Bolivian