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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I think I want to add Anne Hathaway to my torture pit with Matt Damon, Robin Van Poesje, and Pedro.

There just isn't enough kerosene in the world...
 

Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
19,354
Just awoke to the sound of something scuffling about in my tv room. Grabbed my trusty axe handle and made tracks towards the room only to find a filthy stray cat struggling to get out the window from whence it came. Eventually coaxed it into the kitchen where I had the front door open for it to escape, instead it decided to jump up onto the worktop knocking two glasses to the floor as it did so. It sat atop the microwave then just staring at me like the raven from Edgar Allan Poe's poem. After about ten minutes of 'gentle' poking from the axe handle, the stupid little shit ran outside.

Nzoric, you would probably have enjoyed the experience or had a fit, considering your current state :D
 

Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
19,354
Don't think you made proper use of the axe there...

It's missing the the part that makes it officially an axe unfortunately, otherwise I'd be going to the tool shed to fetch my grave diggin' shovel as well.

This is the second time this has happened NZ, last time one of the little runts knocked over a small tv I had sitting on a desk.

They're fuckin with me I swear
 

Red

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Moderator
Nov 26, 2006
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It's missing the the part that makes it officially an axe unfortunately, otherwise I'd be going to the tool shed to fetch my grave diggin' shovel as well.
And does your shovel have the bit to make it a shovel or is it just a length of wood like your axe?
 

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