What Are You Doing Right Now? (134 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

I don't. I'm fully qualified to use the vacuum cleaner.

And that is why ich liebe dich

 

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[Lapa]

Went to drive go-karts with friends from work yesterday...ended up drinking heavily. No idea what happened. But it's nice feeling when you know that your boss has paid it all. Fucking hell, I'm wrong, I ended up paying booze for my workmen. Da fuck. Not sure if I wanna see how much I've spent yesterday.

 

[swag]

long poops?

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or liquidy?

I could see confusing the Federal Reserve with a toilet, but this is a bit much.

What difference does it make to you? You're an unemployed bum, everyday should be a weekend to you.

And that is why ich liebe dich

Yes. Beware those accidental vacuum cleaner incidents when your robe just happens to throw itself open.

Went to drive go-karts with friends from work yesterday...ended up drinking heavily. No idea what happened. But it's nice feeling when you know that your boss has paid it all. Fucking hell, I'm wrong, I ended up paying booze for my workmen. Da fuck. Not sure if I wanna see how much I've spent yesterday.

Lapa drinks and drives. News at 11.

 

[Martin]

Yes. Beware those accidental vacuum cleaner incidents when your robe just happens to throw itself open.

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[Fred]

I don't. I'm fully qualified to use the vacuum cleaner.

Or maybe you just can't afford one.



That being said, we don't have a maid ourselves actually, so don't get the wrong idea

 

[Martin]

Or maybe you just can't afford one.

That being said, we don't have a maid ourselves actually, so don't get the wrong idea

Dude, a vacuum cleaner is only like 30 bucks. You don't need a mortgage for that.

 

[Fred]

Dude, a vacuum cleaner is only like 30 bucks. You don't need a mortgage for that.

I meant you can't afford a maid. But you already knew that

 

[Nzoric]

Dude, a vacuum cleaner is only like 30 bucks. You don't need a mortgage for that.

 

[JCK]

Loving it here so far but now I have to sleep.

 

[Bjerknes]

How's it going in the states, Jack?

 

[JCK]

How's it going in the states, Jack?

So far it has been a very long flight followed by an annoying experience with homeland security only because I was born in Beirut but right after that it has been great, the people I met were very friendly and I got to drive a Dodge on an American highway, something I have always wanted to do. The hotel is nice, I arrived at happy hour and fell asleep at 8. I woke up now and I am trying to force myself back to sleep.

 

[Martin]

So far it has been a very long flight followed by an annoying experience with homeland security only because I was born in Beirut but right after that it has been great, the people I met were very friendly and I got to drive a Dodge on an American highway, something I have always wanted to do. The hotel is nice, I arrived at happy hour and fell asleep at 8. I woke up now and I am trying to force myself back to sleep.

Good work. Keep it going.

 

[Salvo]

Fucking I hate being a probationary license holder, I had a wine, so now I cant go on a booty call...Fuck.

 

[JCK]

Fucking I hate being a probationary license holder, I had a wine, so now I cant go on a booty call...Fuck.

That's the most stupid way to lose your license.

 

[Salvo]

Tell me about it, I had it about 3 hours ago it was a glass and a bit. I plan on leaving in an hour. You reckon its sweet? It was with dinner also.

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I have to be at 0 by the way.

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BUMP!

 

[JCK]

I don't even taste alcohol when I know I'm driving. It's not worth the risk.

 

[Salvo]

Yeah...Shit. Decisions, decisions.

 

[Osman]

There's other ways but driving cars to get to ze punani, you cant ignore your duty to please that booty over something that trivial.

 

[Nzoric]

Fucking I hate being a probationary license holder, I had a wine, so now I cant go on a booty call...Fuck.

cab?

 

[Salvo]

Nah it's too far and I need my car for th week. I stay where I'm going for uni