What Are You Doing Right Now? (280 Viewers)

[Kate]

I envy you your lunch.

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and potatoes are one of mine

Potatoes are the dullest of all the foods. Apart from celery.

 

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[swag]

Was that just now?

It was when I posted it.

Have to cut your finger to vote? And do you vote in a prison?

Making @swag proud

You know, I've never done that. But it makes sense.

 

[Martin]

You don't grill your beans, Greg?

 

[swag]

You don't grill your beans, Greg?

I wear boxer shorts for that very reason.

 

[icemaη]

Only swag

 

[JCK]

I wear boxer shorts for that very reason.

 

[KatieDiFran]

ok guys,
gotta rant
had a "friend" visit me for a couple days
been "friends" with her since high school, and i realise more and more everytime i see her how much i need to cut her out of my life

we went out for dinner twice this weekend, and everytime the bill comes, she ignores it
so obviously i pay it, no problem, i like paying for people but you'd think after i pay a million times, she would OFFER? or mention it? or even say thank you?
what am i ??
sick of being taken advantage of by her, she knows i'm kind, and i'm usually the first to reach for the bill and i dont like when people pay for me, but honestly - i just can't imagine ever doing that to someone

this is only one of the many problems i have with her
done, never again am I letting her visit me again - i can't keep forgetting how ridiculous she is

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You banned him?

Apparently, RUS didn't know Burke was a mod.

The Conte thread.

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I fucking missed it.

Yea, I banned him not necessarily because of that thread, but because he just wouldn't stop PMing me, and it was gay and annoying, I've included some if it below...

oh, you are german, right? I'm feeling the irony in the air now because the descendant of nazi's is teaching me what is racism and what is not

You want to talk about Stalin, you idiot? Stalin killed more people than the Nazis.

Another delusion of the western nations, how much he killed ? 50 millions, maybe 100? They all were sended to GULAG right? Funny to hear such a bullshit when in 30s we didn't even had a normal railroads to move that number of people to Syberia and centrall russia, we didn't had enough people to be security guards there, we didn't had a transport to send food there, keep to believe in all shit about Stalin, i just give you 2 surnames - Ezhov and Beria, the leaders of NKVD, if you are not hopeless you'll read more about them and what they did, Stalin could lose the post because of them and because of the other members of the CPSU, only in 1939 he managed to kick most of them from the ruling party

The nation who chosed Hitler as a leader is blaming Russians for Stalin who became leader without elections the irony is everywhere just wait 10-15 years, sooner or later Turkish people will overcome number of natural germans and Osman empire will reborn

Oh, another irony is in urs signature
"Let's kick football out of racism."
"monkey is not racist thing to say"

Once again, you don't understand English. It's not "Let's kick racism out of football," it's "Let's kick football out of racism." Meaning, obviously as a joke, that racism is so strong and amazing, that it doesn't want a shitty game, like football, to fuck it up.

Now, jog on, little one, or it'll be you who is banned.

You want to scare me with the bann?! Bann me, do you think that i care?! it's really does not worry me i was banned trillion time, if you didn't noticed, you can just prove again the fact that the nonchalance of some moderators of tuz is huge

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ok guys,
gotta rant
had a "friend" visit me for a couple days
been "friends" with her since high school, and i realise more and more everytime i see her how much i need to cut her out of my life

we went out for dinner twice this weekend, and everytime the bill comes, she ignores it
so obviously i pay it, no problem, i like paying for people but you'd think after i pay a million times, she would OFFER? or mention it? or even say thank you?
what am i ??
sick of being taken advantage of by her, she knows i'm kind, and i'm usually the first to reach for the bill and i dont like when people pay for me, but honestly - i just can't imagine ever doing that to someone

this is only one of the many problems i have with her
done, never again am I letting her visit me again - i can't keep forgetting how ridiculous she is

I couldn't care less about your story save for one point....





Do you put friend in quotes because you guys fool around every once in a while?

 

[Enron]

He ain't banned.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did you unban him?

 

[Enron]

Nah, either Jay or Dusan unbanned him for the match. You could probably re-instate it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I banned him specifically so he would miss today.

 

[Enron]

Oh shit.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, I wanted him to miss the game....

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Azzurri will visit Auschwitz Decades Too Late
By Football Italia staff

Cesare Prandelli and the Italy squad will pay visit to Auschwitz ahead of the Euro 2012 tournament in Poland and Ukraine. Unfortunately, the pilgrimage is only a few decades too late.

The Azzurri are based in Poland and have confirmed there will be an official trip to the concentration camp, now a memorial for those who died in the Holocaust, but what should have been a burial location for the Azzurri's future tournament hopes.

“It was something we have to do, because the Nazionale is the symbol of the incinerators,” said Jewseppi Rossi, Jewish Italian native of New Jersey and anything but Italian.

“Thanks to the work of the Jews and our focus on values, the team is becoming an important ambassador for what should have happened."

“We will go to Auschwitz to honour and remember those who should have lost their lives there.”

Football Italia Headlines, January 6th, 2013

Milan to Implement New Bladder Control Technology
Allegri: "Make It Stop"
Conte: "Juve are only Reptoids from Niburu"
Montella: "9/11 was Incredible"
Blatter: "Boateng Was Sexy In the Video 'I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man!'"
Wk19: "Fiorentina Sinks on Costa Concordia!"
Juve Stunned by Chicago Police Tasers!
Guidolin: "Fire Me, Hire Me, Make Me Your Toy"
Mustafa Al Muhammed Annihilates Inter with Anthrax-Sprayer Device
Lotito: "Lazio Fans Aren't Racist, we just hate Jews"

Football Italia Headlines, January 25th, 2013

Pjanic Hits Out at Justin Bieber Comparisons
Chivu "Doesn't Judge" Sneijder, But Thinks Dutch Players are "Fuucking Idiots"
Klose out as Germany Names Ravensbrueck Camp Squad
Juan Jesus a Fan of Jerry Sandusky
Yepes Hopes for Herpes Relief
Lazio Supporters Receive Nobel Peace Prize, "For President Obongoloid!"
Biava Close to Suicide - Report
Mancini - "Balotelli Jumps, My Wife Queefs"
Flamini - Milan's Big Gay Overrated Piece of Garbage
El Shaarawy - Richard Reid My Idol

Klose Upset Over "Racist" Taunts
Football Italia
2/9/2013

Lazio and German striker Miroslav Klose is reportedly upset at a new wave of "racist" taunts to have hit Italy, this time concerning the player himself.

Football fans from Italy to America have nicknamed the former Bayern player Dr. Mengele for the style and speed that Klose has while running. Dr. Josef Mengele, a former Nazi officer and a physician at the concentration camp Auschwitz, was widely known for being a fast runner. But Klose is not taking too kindly to the comparisons.

"I have never even seen Mengele run," Klose slammed. "This type of racist abuse from fans needs to stop. I may be German, I may be white, but I'm not a monster like Mengele."

Lazio supporters disagree with the striker and love to ring out in chants during a match. Countless times at Stadio Olimpico you can hear "Miroslav!" screamed by supporters in the Curva Nord, followed by an even more fierce "Mengele!" emanating from the Curva Sud. The fans also love to scream "we want the doctor!" when Miroslav is on the bench.

Louis Saha has also been nicknamed Charles Taylor, the Liberian war criminal.

Football Italia Headlines
3/22/2013

Boateng hopes for "black Hitler" to "kill all white players"
Pogba: "Boateng a house niggah."
Gattuso: "San Siro blew me!"
Milito: "Inter fans gave me cash for sex."
Cannavaro: "I take dumps on Juve"
Zarate fined for crop circles hoax
Neymar on Balo: "I thought I was a faag..."
MLK: "Boateng killed me again"
Abused Giovinco safe from Facebook at battered wives refuge

Football Italia Headlines, May 4th, 2013

Petkovic: "Lazio's Racists Not Racist Enough"
Mazzarri: "Perfect Nipples on Serse Cosmi"
Stromboli Crisis Eases in Naples
Allegri: "Third Place a Scudetto for Losers Like Us"
Totti: "Tying Shoes Hard as Teenager"
Report: Allegri Agrees Kevin to Prince Hanging
Mattheus: "Barzagli Fuucked My Brains Out Like Daddy!"
El Shaarawy Positive Ahead of New Terror Bombing
Allegri Reminded of Barbara Berlusca Glory Hole




These are amazing.

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Why is that shit in blue?

 

[ZoSo]

Yea, I banned him not necessarily because of that thread, but because he just wouldn't stop PMing me, and it was gay and annoying, I've included some if it below...

man what a moron

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, that's what I was thinking. Weak-minded clown.

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I watched Looper last night, other than being amazing, Emily Blunt is hot as fuck.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

She is.

 

[Trezegol17]

Nah not so much.

 

[Jem83]

A new level of drunk was reached last night. A new level of hung over is being felt right now

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[Sheik Yerbouti]