What Are You Doing Right Now? (176 Viewers)

[The Curr]

Marry the ugly Kardashian sister?

I'd rather marry Elton John.

There is no hell.

There is no yesterday, there is no tomorrow.

 

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[Enron]

Elton John = Plan B.

 

[swag]

I thought Elton John was the ugly Kardashian sister. Just less hairy.

 

[The Curr]

Elton John = Plan B.

I think he's taken. And not in the Liam Neeson way.

I thought Elton John was the ugly Kardashian sister. Just less hairy.

The ugly Kardashian sister is about 2ft taller and 100lbs heavier than Elton John.

Btw, the one that isn't Kim or the ugly one is the best looking.

 

[swag]

Ah, right, Yeti Kardashian.

 

[The Curr]

I don't know who you are, but I will find you and will post a video of us fucking unenthusiastically on the internet in order to increase my fame despite my having no discernible talent.

 

[swag]

"But hey... sex with a Chewbacca lookalike"

Sign me up.

 

[The Curr]

"But hey... sex with a Chewbacca lookalike"

Sign me up.

"...is better than no sex at all...probably."

 

[Enron]

Wet spots are hot.

 

[The Curr]

Oh I lie here
In the wet patch
In the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty
Damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head

 

[swag]

He means like the La Brea Tar Pits, where the other hairy mastodons have befallen their fates.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Elton John = Plan B.

I thought Elton John was the ugly Kardashian sister. Just less hairy.

I think he's taken. And not in the Liam Neeson way.



The ugly Kardashian sister is about 2ft taller and 100lbs heavier than Elton John.

Btw, the one that isn't Kim or the ugly one is the best looking.

Ah, right, Yeti Kardashian.

I don't know who you are, but I will find you and will post a video of us fucking unenthusiastically on the internet in order to increase my fame despite my having no discernible talent.

"But hey... sex with a Chewbacca lookalike"

Sign me up.

"...is better than no sex at all...probably."

It's so dry in here all of a sudden.

 

[swag]

It's so dry in here all of a sudden.

Yeti meat requires a lot of tenderizing. Preferably with a large mallet.

 

[ALC]

I'm assuming it's a religious thing or something to do with gun rights.

Gay rights, I'm pretty sure. That's why they're pink. Or maybe women's rights. Something along those lines.

hawt!

"But hey... sex with a Chewbacca lookalike"

Sign me up.

I think KK is ugly too. Kanye's a retard for marrying her.

 

[TrezJuve]

Back at my parents house for the week end.

 

[The Curr]

Back at my parents house for the week end.

Sounds ominous.

 

[swag]

No, ominous would be, "I'm back at my parents' house for the weekend and they're all out of kerosene. "

 

[TrezJuve]

Sounds ominous.

Nah, it's okay. I'm happy to see them, especially since I live in another city.

 

[The Curr]

Nah, it's okay. I'm happy to see them, especially since I live in another city.

Still sounds like "I'm happy to see them, especially since I live in another city and soon they won't live at all".

 

[ZoSo]

Must be the :berry: smiley. Though I prefer

@Marty

:berry: