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Tickle Me
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Some kid went from being Billy Badass to Stalker Dave. I was driving to the grocery store and some kid ran through a stop sign while texting (I didn't have one). So I honked and went around. I guess I fucked up his dick picks because he tailgated me the rest of the way to the store. I pulled into a spot and hopped out ready to to the man dance and the mystery driver just pulls into the side parking lot and watches me. So I walked toward him and he just drives off. So odd. If you're going to get all bent out of shape at least call me a faggot or flip me off when you drive away. Kind of a let down.

Guess it's true. A man who texts while driving isn't really a man.
 

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Tickle Me
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I did shake out my hair and start stroking my beard as soon as I got out of the car.

But in America, when someone tailgates you to a parking lot, it's common courtesy to have a screaming match if not fisticuffs as well.

Just so you know.
 

The Curr

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Feb 3, 2007
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I did shake out my hair and start stroking my beard as soon as I got out of the car.

But in America, when someone tailgates you to a parking lot, it's common courtesy to have a screaming match if not fisticuffs as well.

Just so you know.
Thanks for the info. Could come in useful.

By the way, I feel like shaking things up in my life at the moment. Any tips on how to go about moving to LA and becoming rich and famous? A sex tape is always a good start I guess.
 

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Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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Thanks for the info. Could come in useful.

By the way, I feel like shaking things up in my life at the moment. Any tips on how to go about moving to LA and becoming rich and famous? A sex tape is always a good start I guess.
Marry the ugly Kardashian sister?

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There is no hell.:stuckup:
 

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