Some kid went from being Billy Badass to Stalker Dave. I was driving to the grocery store and some kid ran through a stop sign while texting (I didn't have one). So I honked and went around. I guess I fucked up his dick picks because he tailgated me the rest of the way to the store. I pulled into a spot and hopped out ready to to the man dance and the mystery driver just pulls into the side parking lot and watches me. So I walked toward him and he just drives off. So odd. If you're going to get all bent out of shape at least call me a faggot or flip me off when you drive away. Kind of a let down.
Guess it's true. A man who texts while driving isn't really a man.
By the way, I feel like shaking things up in my life at the moment. Any tips on how to go about moving to LA and becoming rich and famous? A sex tape is always a good start I guess.
By the way, I feel like shaking things up in my life at the moment. Any tips on how to go about moving to LA and becoming rich and famous? A sex tape is always a good start I guess.