What Are You Doing Right Now? (173 Viewers)

[Maddy]

@Maddymatics

I think I found the ultimate food orgasm. My baguettes, goat cheese and fig jam.

Yeah, fig jam with cheese is so good. I remember a spanish fig jam I had a couple of years ago that was spiced with cinnamon it went so well with manchego cheese.

 

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[.zero]

I didn't know that it was frowned upon to tea-bag my fellow monks while they sleep.

they must enjoy your chamomile balls

 

[WΏΏdy?]

So that's why I always wake up with a massive hard on.

Dontcha mean wake up with a massive hard on roght in front of your face?

..

Ok seriously, night folks.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Don't be a bitch and disappear again Byrone. I feel all warm inside when I see you posting.

 

[.zero]

Is it a coincidence that both Byron and Dusan both appear to post on the same day at the same time?

 

[Dostoevsky]

Is it a coincidence that both Byron and Dusan both appear to post on the same day at the same time?

Of course it is.






*go away from my lap Byrone*

 

[Byrone]

Where I come from, that's a gesture of courtesy. Ungrateful bastard monks if you ask me.

You Serbs love your surprise sex, that's for sure. Dusan is quite the expert in that field.

So that's why I always wake up with a massive hard on.

Yes, it's the personalized dirty sanchez that has that effect on you.

they must enjoy your chamomile balls

What a soothing aroma it emits. Essence of gonads, there is no substitute.

Don't be a bitch and disappear again Byrone. I feel all warm inside when I see you posting.

Put your fingers near your nose & tell me what it smells like.

 

[.zero]

Put your fingers near your nose & tell me what it smells like.

 

[Byrone]

Of course it is.






*go away from my lap Byrone*

Get you tongue out of my anus.

 

[IrishZebra]

Just got made single.

Time to leave the UK I reckon.

 

[.zero]

Get you tongue out of my anus.

Is Doozy one of those monks?

 

[Nzoric]

Just got made single.

Time to leave the UK I reckon.

Break up?

 

[Dostoevsky]

Put your fingers near your nose & tell me what it smells like.

Smells like success.

 

[.zero]

Just got made single.

Time to leave the UK I reckon.

Celebrations in order?

- - - Updated - - -

Smells like success.

 

[Lapa]

Just got made single.

Time to leave the UK I reckon.

Just drink for 365 days straight and you will get over it.

 

[IrishZebra]

Celebrations in order?

- - - Updated - - -

Break up?

Yep, 15th time since December but I've been told that I'm physically and mentally abusive.

Homie don't role like that, Insinuating that I would hit a woman is disgusting, and I've been asked to leave for the 5th time since I got here, as such I am indeed leaving, let her come find me in Ireland when she realises, ungrateful beauty.

 

[Byrone]

Just got made single.

Time to leave the UK I reckon.

IZ, long time bud.

Is Doozy one of those monks?

He was an alter boy after all.

Smells like success.

 

[IrishZebra]

Just drink for 365 days straight and you will get over it.

Imma lift for 365 days straight and go kill somalis.


legally within the confines of the law of armed combat.


Byrone ze ah-nus fiddler

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Yep, 15th time since December but I've been told that I'm physically and mentally abusive.

Homie don't role like that, Insinuating that I would hit a woman is disgusting, and I've been asked to leave for the 5th time since I got here, as such I am indeed leaving, let her come find me in Ireland when she realises, ungrateful beauty.

So i was right when i called her a bimbo

 

[.zero]

Yep, 15th time since December but I've been told that I'm physically and mentally abusive.

Homie don't role like that, Insinuating that I would hit a woman is disgusting, and I've been asked to leave for the 5th time since I got here, as such I am indeed leaving, let her come find me in Ireland when she realises, ungrateful beauty.

Did you literally "hit it and quit it"?