What Are You Doing Right Now? (806 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

My mother is Italian, I'm deead seexy [in best Fat Bastard voice]

There aren't any photos of me online. At least not of my face I dunno, it's not really my thing. I equally don't care what other members look like.

I met a couple of members on another forum before. Maybe a sexy pose when I lose my winter fur.

Whatever you feel like man

 

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[Kate]

Yeah

Nice (by which I mean, keep the beard).

 

[Nzoric]

Out of painkillers.. sigh

 

[Byrone]

My mother is Italian, I'm deead seexy [in best Fat Bastard voice]

There aren't any photos of me online. At least not of my face I dunno, it's not really my thing. I equally don't care what other members look like.

I met a couple of members on another forum before. Maybe a sexy pose when I lose my winter fur.

You have a computer & a mobile phone. There's no excuse for not having a pic. Do one of those retarded mirror poses & upload your pic already.

 

[JCK]

You have a computer & a mobile phone. There's no excuse for not having a pic. Do one of those retarded mirror poses & upload your pic already.

The phone should appear properly in the picture, a must.

 

[Byrone]

The phone should appear properly in the picture, a must.

Don't forget, he must pout his lips ala Salvo style.

 

[JCK]

Don't forget, he must pout his lips ala Salvo style.

If possible, a small hair curl on the forehead, Akhmedios style.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Nope, it took me ages, it can take you ages

Don't tease me!

 

[Osman]

Fuck I am so curious as to what they all look like. We should have a thread with every posters face and their name next to it. It would be crazy interesting.

Is it just me, or all your posts in last hours in this thread, sound like you are high?

 

[Nzoric]

Is it just me, or all your posts in last hours in this thread, sound like you are high?

Was just thinking the same thing . Salvo's tripping balls!

 

[Byrone]

If possible, a small hair curl on the forehead, Akhmedios style.

Was just thinking the same thing . Salvo's tripping balls!

Maybe he's just playing with his balls.

 

[Nzoric]

Maybe he's just playing with his balls.

That's a given while posting on Tuz.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Night ya freaks, have a busy day tomorrow.

 

[.zero]

Maybe he's just playing with his balls.

I see you've been released from the monastery

 

[Byrone]

I see you've been released from the monastery

I didn't know that it was frowned upon to tea-bag my fellow monks while they sleep.

 

[Lapa]

So B, you have hair nowadays?

 

[Byrone]

So B, you have hair nowadays?

Yeah, i lay it ever so gently over your top lip when you sleep.

 

[Nzoric]

I didn't know that it was frowned upon to tea-bag my fellow monks while they sleep.

Where I come from, that's a gesture of courtesy. Ungrateful bastard monks if you ask me.

 

[Lapa]

Yeah, i lay it ever so gently over your top lip when you sleep.

So that's why I always wake up with a massive hard on.

 

[Maddy]

@Maddymatics

I think I found the ultimate food orgasm. My baguettes, goat cheese and fig jam.

Yeah, fig jam with cheese is so good. I remember a spanish fig jam I had a couple of years ago that was spiced with cinnamon it went so well with manchego cheese.