What Are You Doing Right Now? (264 Viewers)

[Osman]

You know how everyone knows they're gonna die, but they hate seeing other people around them die, cos it's a reminder of their own mortality? It's the same thing.

So others getting hitched reminds you of the day you will get hitched and you scurred?


Nah I know what you mean you big sissy. Buck the fuck up.

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

You just want the dowry, ya hoe.

Nada. I learnt in school that it's one of the many evils of our society!



























Plus, someone told me it's illegal now.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

sheik i will truly miss seeing you on my newsfeed

 

[Kate]

Don't you not have a Facebook?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Don't you not have a Facebook?

from time to time i like to surf, and just ride waves

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

sheik i will truly miss seeing you on my newsfeed

Son, our newsfeed is the Tuz!

 

[Kate]

from time to time i like to surf, and just ride waves

Ah, ok.

 

[ALC]

Don't you not have a Facebook?

i bet he just went down a couple notches in your book, didn't he? especially considering he hasn't added you during all this time. and you thought you were tight it hurts, but it'll pass. just keep your head up and carry on.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Son, our newsfeed is the Tuz!

who can get enough of the sheik

Ah, ok.

reminder of the futility of it all

 

[swag]

I got two engagements and a pregnancy yesterday. w00t.

Add two pregnancies and I think you'd officially have a full house.

You know how everyone knows they're gonna die, but they hate seeing other people around them die, cos it's a reminder of their own mortality? It's the same thing.

So this is why you hate Aletta Ocean so much: she reminds you of all the people you're not going to have sex with.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

get these white people out of my closet

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So this is why you hate Aletta Ocean so much: she reminds you of all the people you're not going to have sex with.

Nah, she's just fuckin' ugly.

 

[Kate]

i bet he just went down a couple notches in your book, didn't he? especially considering he hasn't added you during all this time. and you thought you were tight it hurts, but it'll pass. just keep your head up and carry on.

Not really. I'd rather not have him as a friend, as his opinion of me would definitely go down

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

We should look to move in together. Set up a posh pad like in Ninja Turtles III.

Sounds good. I already found a third one to join us:

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Not really. I'd rather not have him as a friend, as his opinion of me would definitely go down

oh please fraulein kate, you are awesomeness

 

[swag]

Bah. Facebook is just what poor people do when the Tuz goes down.

 

[Kate]

oh please fraulein kate, you are awesomeness

Right, I'm going to retire for the evening. I have some articles to read, and my eyes are getting weary. Night, fools.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Right, I'm going to retire for the evening. I have some articles to read, and my eyes are getting weary. Night, fools.

night eloise

 

[Osman]

Not really. I'd rather not have him as a friend, as his opinion of me would definitely go down

Impossibru!

 

[Zé Tahir]

I just met this nigga that helps the Colombian army whack Farc members.