What Are You Doing Right Now? (322 Viewers)

[JCK]

It's great

I don't know if great is enough.

 

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[Enron]

How about 480 paid days for every child you have? Both parents can share the days equally and the pay is 80% of your regular income?

That is boss. I heard in France that they have a service that will come do in home doctors visits when your kids are sick.

 

[Byrone]

I constantly reply to their emails asking if I can receive payment in Fleshlights or canned vagina.

I guess the Nigerian royalty scam has run it's course.

That's such a poor argument. But this being the first evening where I witness Byrone (everyone talks about you like all the time) posting, I'll let it slide. Next time I'm taking you down, though.

Show me an honest nigerian & ill show you some unicorns.

How about 480 paid days for every child you have? Both parents can share the days equally and the pay is 80% of your regular income?

Wow, wow, wow. Honestly i'm shocked, seriously.

It's not exactly perfect over here either, people are abusing the system but all in all I think it's what serves the people best.

Well the way Jack is describing it, i can only imagine.

 

[Nzoric]

Though I have to say, I wish I knew about these parental benefits in high school, if I knew, I wouldn't have punched my girlfriend in the stomach while she slept.

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Show me an honest nigerian & ill show you some unicorns.

Despite it being a sad implication on the Danish integrational system, one of the three black people who are at my University is Nigerian. He cleans the toilets and the two other black guys work at the cantene. While bumming smokes from him I realised that he was Nigerian, he seems pretty legit

 

[Enron]

It's not exactly perfect over here either, people are abusing the system but all in all I think it's what serves the people best.

If you're ever unsure. Ask yourself this question...

"Would I rather live in Haiti"? If the answer is "fuck no". Then your system is fine.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Or a thousand bucks monthly simply for studying, for seven years. You never have to pay em back, you just have to pass your examns (which I'm going to flunk tomorrow) and they keep sending you da dollaz.

We have financial aid here too. I just don't get any because I'm white .

 

[Marty]

You have no idea. I couldn't really believe it when it happened - still not sure if you and my sense are toying with me or if it really happened.

Hehe I actually saw the third period so it's true And Ovie missing a 10m open net. Guy needs to get his head set straight. Good for him to score earlier though. My absolute fav player in the NHL

 

[Nzoric]

That is boss. I heard in France that they have a service that will come do in home doctors visits when your kids are sick.

I love the Murikan "amazed glaring" vibe from these posts

 

[Enron]

Though I have to say, I wish I knew about these parental benefits in high school, if I knew, I wouldn't have punched my girlfriend in the stomach while she slept.

If I grew up in Sweden I wouldn't have kept that coat hanger in my locker.

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I love the Murikan "amazed glaring" vibe from these posts

Today is one of those days where I get fairly pissed at my country.

But I did read about that some years back.

 

[Nzoric]

We have financial aid here too. I just don't get any because I'm white .

AFl pls

I've seen the pic you posted, you're atleast half eggplant.

Hehe I actually saw the third period so it's true And Ovie missing a 10m open net. Guy needs to get his head set straight. Good for him to score earlier though. My absolute fav player in the NHL

Yeah, he scored and I was happy. He missed the net and I was convinced that we would lose. He did remind me alot more of the player I know in the Buffalo game though, picking up the puck the neutral zone and carrying it up, usually resulting in a dangerous situation even though it all seemed so random. He just needs to hit a spree and we'll be in the playoffs, I'm sure of that.

 

[Enron]

We have financial aid here too. I just don't get any because I'm white .

It's called a student loan son. If you're smart enough and your parents aren't mooches you can turn that shit into grants.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

AFl pls

I've seen the pic you posted, you're atleast half eggplant.

What I mean to say is that I'm not black or hispanic . Asians get no love too I believe.

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It's called a student loan son. If you're smart enough and your parents aren't mooches you can turn that shit into grants.

I have loans. Starting life with debt higher than whatever my salary will be, if I can find a job

 

[Enron]

What I mean to say is that I'm not black or hispanic . Asians get no love too I believe.

You mad at minority scholarships? All you have to be to get financial aid is poor. Heard of a FAFSA?

 

[Byrone]

Despite it being a sad implication on the Danish integrational system, one of the three black people who are at my University is Nigerian. He cleans the toilets and the two other black guys work at the cantene. While bumming smokes from him I realised that he was Nigerian, he seems pretty legit

Nigerians much like Chinese & Indian people are resilient bastards. I've said it before, they're like cockroaches, they can survive through any condition & come out on top. The guy most probably has an angle & has you whities eating out of his hand. Playing the subservient role while he's probably selling your universities degree's for a steal.

If your ever unsure. Ask yourself this question...

"Would I rather live in Haiti"? If the answer is "fuck no". Then your system is fine.

 

[Enron]

What I mean to say is that I'm not black or hispanic . Asians get no love too I believe.

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I have loans. Starting life with debt higher than whatever my salary will be, if I can find a job

I'll save you a seat.

 

[Nzoric]

If I grew up in Sweden I wouldn't have kept that coat hanger in my locker.

Today is one of those days where I get fairly pissed at my country.

But I did read about that some years back.

I tried the coathanger, but my dexterity didn't live up to it's reputation so I had to go with brute force.

With the risk of coming of as super narrow minded, I'm really glad that I'm not living in America. When it comes to opportunities Denmark is really it, even though the integrational policy of the past 10 years hasn't made it easy to succeed here, if you work at it and learn the language you're going to get something out of it. Also the sheer possibility of ending up on the streets isn't really present here, unless you're hitting the pipe really good or some other unusual factors come in to play. You can go from being a millionaire one day to losing everything the next day, and still have a place to stay and food to feed your family.

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Nigerians much like Chinese & Indian people are resilient bastards. I've said it before, they're like cockroaches, they can survive through any condition & come out on top. The guy most probably has an angle & has you whities eating out of his hand. Playing the subservient role while he's probably selling your universities degree's for a steal.

Ah, pulling my chain are we? . The dude is cool, now show me those unicorns!

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If you're ever unsure. Ask yourself this question...

"Would I rather live in Haiti"? If the answer is "fuck no". Then your system is fine.

Reminds me of the Daily Show segment "Atleast we can't chew our air"

 

[Byrone]

I'm out goodnight boys. It's sad how this forum has turn into a full time sausage fest, all the awesome girls gone.
@Martin, i'm gonna send you a pm in the morning. Nice to pick that huge brain of yours.

 

[swag]

instagram: where everyone thinks they're an artist

It's kinda like Starbucks, whose genius was in making people who don't like coffee think that they like coffee.

Well a friend of mine who lives here (she's American) thinks our system is stupid and it's much better in the US. I'd hate to live over there and something happened to me or my family and insurance didn't cover it.

The U.S. also thinks it has the best healthcare in the world.

But the telling sign is that they think they have the best education system in the world. And therein lies the root cause failure that leads to the rest.

Looking at NYC public schools makes me very, very fearful of the government touching anything.

Well, is that really government or more the gubment writing a check for the school bureaucrats and teachers to do their thing with scholastic day care? There is a difference, which is why you almost never see any school teachers or administrators running for public office.

Trust me your system is awesome but then again obviously Swedes aren't entitled little pricks & that's why it works over there. Over here government hospitals are free but it's basically a death sentence so private medical insurance is a must.

Yo, B! Nice to see your shiny visage around these parts. How you be, B? How's Zuma appeasing all those miners with spears?

Also we forgot to add that the Scandinavian circle jerks are the best!

Don't they all involve herring at some point?

 

[Nzoric]

It's official, Israel are moving closer to being acceptable to the stubby mad guy with the stache.


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...opian-jews-without-their-consent-8468800.html

Jesus fucking christ.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

You mad at minority scholarships? All you have to be to get financial aid is poor. Heard of a FAFSA?

Obviously, but FAFSA does shit for me as far as I know .

I'll save you a seat.

I'm currently looking around at which subway line I should live on when I become a hobo.