.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
82,907
'morning necros

My CD player just died...b-e-a-utiful.
cd players are so last decade
Word

So do my balls

Only if you don't take care of them and use them to do lines of coke
Just like my balls

dis motherfucker just got a date with the hottest fucking girl in copenhagen

fuck me shes fine. one of those gurl u never thought possible wud look ur way.

hope she aint after me money$$$$

oh and i just slammed the door in the face of jehovah's witnesses.

how can this day get any better??

peace!
Pizza

Impossible. I'm not wearing any.
Welcome to the revolution
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,783
dis motherfucker just got a date with the hottest fucking girl in copenhagen

fuck me shes fine. one of those gurl u never thought possible wud look ur way.

hope she aint after me money$$$$

oh and i just slammed the door in the face of jehovah's witnesses.

how can this day get any better??

peace!
Does she buy bras without the knickers?
 

The Curr

Senior Member
Feb 3, 2007
33,705
How can you sleep that long? I've done 36 hours working in a field, 48 hours drinking, and the most I've ever slept in my life is probably 12 hours.
Didn't sleep much from Thursday to Tuesday. Drank from Friday evening to Sunday evening. Worked nightshifts on Sunday and Monday night.

I've never slept that much before though, I was so confused and dehydrated when I woke up.
 

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