Why not just take the bus? That way you can drink to the driver's health.
Drinking and driving would be the best option probably.

But I try to only drive while being sober nowadays. Trains and buses aren't working so well after yesterdays snowstorm (they are late all the time or cancelled), so I don't want to count on 'em.
But we die happy
Dude, if you think it that way it doesn't sound bad at all. But you live in a school, are there any bars in that specific school?
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Time to go partying. If I stick with beer all night then I have a small chance to remember something tomorrow.
See ya'll.