Don't confuse Andy,in Aberdeen that is a 30-minute-makeover

So that's why there's that chain of Aberdeen plastic surgery outfits called "Slash and Burn".
Btw, among my many great business ideas, over the weekend I came upon an idea for a car repair shop (brakes, wheels, shocks) combined with a pet store (puppies, kittens). It would be called -- get this -- "Shock and Awwww".
This way it's harder to go postal over the repair bill for your muffler while looking at puppies.
Reporting posts is for women
Which is why you act as if you didn't hear them.
