Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
16,545
I got a song for you, mr. Nikola.


Now get off the daydreaming wagon and start producing to the benefit of the society.

Moah monay, moah bitches.
 

WΏΏdy?

Senior Member
Dec 23, 2005
14,997
9 days :lol2:

Out of curiosity, was it mentally or physically overwhelming?

I'm still pretty stubbornly convinced that I want to go through with it :D
Yeah, outta the 9 days the first 4 were easy coz it was all paperwork and we stayed at the master's cottage. It was a group of 8 schools and we picked the one with pretty girls.

Anyways, no fingernail push ups :D It was just a wrong school choice maybe, coz the dorm was at the base of the mountains and the bathrooms were up on the top. You go trekking each time you want to take a shit. The meals were abundant but you wish there were none, its healthy alright but hard to swallow, this comming from a guy who probably has eaten the weirdest and the worst of things. You wake up at 3:30, not for any heavy fancy kungu fu learning but for tai chi. An hour of that follows 30 mins of learning to stomp your foot with some rythm they tried to explain but none of us foreigners got. Drinking water was frowned upon and green tea was the substitute, im not even sure if it was tea we just called it that.
You being a foreigner should be prepared to be asked about the size of your dick, A LOT. Almost all of the time its boys who do the questioning, you will even get requests to show it.
All these are basics and i can go on and on, the hard mental and physical stuff starts after the month i guess, didnt wait to find out.

What you can do is get enrolled into schools in beijing and Hangzhou, these are foreigner friendly and though it will be tough by our standards problems like toilets, water, food or electricty will not exist. Then again it wont be much different from enrolling in one of these schools in your own country.

You wanna be a legit Shaolin product then go to Henan province to Shaolin village. At least the place is good to visit and spend a few days with. All the temples belonging to the 8 schools have virgin female priests and you would wanna marry each one of them. Worth a visit just for that.
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,882
WΏΏdy;3912484 said:
Yeah, outta the 9 days the first 4 were easy coz it was all paperwork and we stayed at the master's cottage. It was a group of 8 schools and we picked the one with pretty girls.

Anyways, no fingernail push ups :D It was just a wrong school choice maybe, coz the dorm was at the base of the mountains and the bathrooms were up on the top. You go trekking each time you want to take a shit. The meals were abundant but you wish there were none, its healthy alright but hard to swallow, this comming from a guy who probably has eaten the weirdest and the worst of things. You wake up at 3:30, not for any heavy fancy kungu fu learning but for tai chi. An hour of that follows 30 mins of learning to stomp your foot with some rythm they tried to explain but none of us foreigners got. Drinking water was frowned upon and green tea was the substitute, im not even sure if it was tea we just called it that.
You being a foreigner should be prepared to be asked about the size of your dick, A LOT. Almost all of the time its boys who do the questioning, you will even get requests to show it.
All these are basics and i can go on and on, the hard mental and physical stuff starts after the month i guess, didnt wait to find out.

What you can do is get enrolled into schools in beijing and Hangzhou, these are foreigner friendly and though it will be tough by our standards problems like toilets, water, food or electricty will not exist. Then again it wont be much different from enrolling in one of these schools in your own country.

You wanna be a legit Shaolin product then go to Henan province to Shaolin village. At least the place is good to visit and spend a few days with. All the temples belonging to the 8 schools have virgin female priests and you would wanna marry each one of them. Worth a visit just for that.
Haha that sounds like a nightmare :lol:

The school I've picked out is in fact in the Henan province and seems foreigner friendly. Their website is in perfect english, english translators are with you every step of the way etc. Oh and wake up time is at 6 - praise the lawd :D

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Screw all you asswipes :D .
 

WΏΏdy?

Senior Member
Dec 23, 2005
14,997
Haha that sounds like a nightmare :lol:

The school I've picked out is in fact in the Henan province and seems foreigner friendly. Their website is in perfect english, english translators are with you every step of the way etc. Oh and wake up time is at 6 - praise the lawd :D

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Screw all you asswipes :D .

Yeah they appeared in Henan too in recent years i hear :D How much are they ripping you off for?

There is a loop hole, donno if it still exists. Go for a chinese language course in Keifeng, its in the same province and not more than a 100 klmtrs from Shaolin. Or go for the capital of Henan, Zhengzhou, if you want a better nightlife and if u plan on spending a few months there. Thing is once you get into a uni for the language course then you get into the fee bracket(for shaolin) that they cant make you pay more than. They cant rip you off like they usually do with the foreigner.

Pick Zhengzhou, i spend a couple of years there. Gimme 2 months there and the things i'll hook you up with there, you will never EVER wanna go anywhere else, trust me :D

Again, if u wanna be a legit Shaolin product pick one of the traditional schools and if u can handle it :D Send me the school name and the website you are applying to.
 

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