AMS: Asian mom syndrome. Whaddya gonna do? Asian moms are notorious for that. But they generally have good reason: in their societies, typically if you don't bust your ass off to climb over everyone else to the top of the heap, your life will have you stuck shoveling elephant dung in the streets with your tongue. That's life in Asia...
Netflix -- what a pile of elephant dung. I couldn't believe I had a free trial for a month of the online version, and their licensed material was so shoddy I ran out of things to watch in the first week and cancelled ahead of time.