Jameson hand moisturiser?

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Yeah, she'll tell you she's into "watersports", but that ain't what you think.
Then a month later you're eating a burger at the uni cafeteria, and everyone's starring at you because you've got an armadillo bursting out of your chest.
Then a month later you're eating a burger at the uni cafeteria, and everyone's starring at you because you've got an armadillo bursting out of your chest.
