ZoSo

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2011
41,656
WΏΏdy;3891300 said:
Quickly? You're gonna have to take the day off.

I hardly every use medicine when it comes to myself, i prescribe it a lot coz its a fast easy fix but with long term damages. So here's what you should do, get a topical cold ointment, a strong one that will make both your eyes and you nose leak fluids, keeps a box of tissues and every time you feel a drop trickling down your nose you blow that bitch so hard that yourneighbours hear you. After every 10 minutes/3 blows (whichever is earlier) apply the ointment again.

Repeat till you finish you box of tissues and your nose is red with rashes and begins to hurt. Apply vaseline externally to take care of that, start blowing again soilder. You will have one sleepless night and then fall asleep in the morning, when you wake up you should be good as new :D

In case you dont wanna go through all that, just go to the pharmacy. No dont buy the cold medicine it takes a lot of days. Get a viagra crush it with honey and black pepper and stir the mixture with warm milk. After 20 minutes you drank that add a teaspoon of salt in 150 ml of warm water and gargle repeatedly.

That will be 10 mil vcash, Rx.
wtfffffffffff :lol: :lol: :lol:

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So, Rolling Stones released a new song...


Sounds like electronic drums....lame.

Ok song though.
 

Red

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Moderator
Nov 26, 2006
47,024
WΏΏdy;3891337 said:
This will work, you fools wanna bet? :stuckup:

2 million vcash that this cures Rami within 12 hours.
Hey, I'm willing to try anything that involves vaseline, a box of tissues, blowing and sleepless nights.
 

WΏΏdy?

Senior Member
Dec 23, 2005
14,997
I'll take precautions to avoid the rash.
Ahh, you're gonna offer RUS immunity in exchange for the use of his bulbous lips. That's better actually, make him apply lots of lip balm and make him nibble on your...nose.

Now you want pics of him on Viagra? Sicko!!!
Hey imma hands on all eyes doc, he's paying for it.

And dont be all cranky, i'll forward you the pics :klin:
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,783
I don't drink a lot of beer, but I've had a lot of beers in my time. And yes, I am serious. :)

:lol2:

Does that mean we women who drink beer aren't automatically lesbians anymore!? :weee:
Only if you don't drink directly from the bottle.

I am still disappointed that this isn't technically considered a single word in most circles. :(

The only thing I mix my scotch with is heartshaped iceblocks.
At least they ain't deck-shaped.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,665
@Gordon Bombay: Your avatar, are these the Lumineers? Awesome band! :)
Dat's dem.:agree:

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