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[Nzoric]

The only thing I mix my scotch with is heartshaped iceblocks.

 

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[Enron]

The only thing I mix my scotch with is heartshaped iceblocks.

I asked for some Glenlevit once and the bartender goes "If you ask me to mix it in coke like one of the young fucks, you get get the fuck out and never come back".

 

[Salvo]

Oh and by the way. I drink loads of beer and pound vadge every chance I get.

Plus, never trust a man whose favorite drink is a "hipster cosmo".

 

[Red]

I asked for some Glenlevit once and the bartender goes "If you ask me to mix it in coke like one of the young fucks, you get get the fuck out and never come back".

Ah, sounds like the sort of thing I used to say working in the bar.

 

[Nzoric]

I asked for some Glenlevit once and the bartender goes "If you ask me to mix it in coke like one of the young fucks, you get get the fuck out and never come back".

I hope you left that man a tip. You know what just struck me, I never came through on those books we talked about. Completely slipped my mind!

 

[ZoSo]

The only thing I mix my scotch with is heartshaped iceblocks.

If it's good scotch anyway.

 

[Enron]

Ah, sounds like the sort of thing I used to say working in the bar.

Good man. I don't understand why one would do such a thing.

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I hope you left that man a tip. You know what just struck me, I never came through on those books we talked about. Completely slipped my mind!

He was one of the bar's owners, but I always tip well.

Yeah dude I totally forgot too. That was like 6 months ago.

 

[Nzoric]

I'll see if I can correct that, might give me some incentive to actually catch a lecture at my uni

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I don't know, I did so with many

Do you have any advice to improve my condition quickly? I hate the feeling I get when I catch cold :sick:

Quickly? You're gonna have to take the day off.

I hardly every use medicine when it comes to myself, i prescribe it a lot coz its a fast easy fix but with long term damages. So here's what you should do, get a topical cold ointment, a strong one that will make both your eyes and you nose leak fluids, keeps a box of tissues and every time you feel a drop trickling down your nose you blow that bitch so hard that yourneighbours hear you. After every 10 minutes/3 blows (whichever is earlier) apply the ointment again.

Repeat till you finish you box of tissues and your nose is red with rashes and begins to hurt. Apply vaseline externally to take care of that, start blowing again soilder. You will have one sleepless night and then fall asleep in the morning, when you wake up you should be good as new

In case you dont wanna go through all that, just go to the pharmacy. No dont buy the cold medicine it takes a lot of days. Get a viagra crush it with honey and black pepper and stir the mixture with warm milk. After 20 minutes you drank that add a teaspoon of salt in 150 ml of warm water and gargle repeatedly.

That will be 10 mil vcash, Rx.

 

[Nzoric]

Repeat till you finish you box of tissues and your nose is red with rashes and begins to hurt. Apply vaseline externally to take care of that, start blowing again soilder. You will have one sleepless night and then fall asleep in the morning, when you wake up you should be good as new

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Okay doc

 

[JuveJay]

I'd wait for Dr. Cronios' diagnosis.

 

[Cuti]

In case you dont wanna go through all that, just go to the pharmacy. No dont buy the cold medicine it takes a lot of days. Get a viagra crush it with honey and black pepper and stir the mixture with warm milk. After 20 minutes you drank that add a teaspoon of salt in 150 ml of warm water and gargle repeatedly.

 

[The Curr]

Get a viagra crush it with honey and black pepper and stir the mixture with warm milk.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Okay doc

Aite, wait for Rami to do this and prove me right Rami bro, my rep is in your hands.

I'd wait for Dr. Cronios' diagnosis.

You feel like reading a book Jap? He's more likely to set Rami on fire and videotape it.

 

[Nzoric]

that's the funniest thing I've read on this here forum in aages.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I know its unconventional but he said he needed a quick remedy. I was being serious, black pepper with honey mixed with crushed viagra kills its primary function, more like changes the target body part it should act on.

Ffs Rami! Just do it and show these fools it really works

 

[Nzoric]

Yeah rami, take the viagra and bone the sickness away. Dr. Strangelove !

 

[JuveJay]

You feel like reading a book Jap? He's more likely to set Rami on fire and videotape it.

I do, hactually.

 

[Red]

Repeat till you finish you box of tissues and your nose is red with rashes and begins to hurt. Apply vaseline externally to take care of that, start blowing again soilder. You will have one sleepless night and then fall asleep in the morning, when you wake up you should be good as new

 

[WΏΏdy?]

This will work, you fools wanna bet?

2 million vcash that this cures Rami within 12 hours.